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Mind Gremlin / Kiwi Schnitzel

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About Me

This fucking profile was created abusing: ProfileTweaks Editor Ver.2
Check out my DeviantArt, dammit! http://blackmariah27.deviantart.com/
WANTED: Looking to buy any Kaizers Orchestra merch! Message me if you have any to sell!
I'm a 21-year-old college student at Edinboro University; majoring in history and sociology with a minor in psychology.
I'm brutally honest, open-minded, and unconventional. I'm apathetic about most things... I hate conflict. I don't think "love" exists but I'd be absolutely *thrilled* if somebody proved me wrong (please?), although I wouldn't mind that much if I ended up alone forever...as long as my friends are there...I have shitty luck. I hate sappy shit, and I swear like a sailor....Ich mochte gut Deutsch sprechen. I'm quite short, and I've already heard all the short jokes. I hate alcoholism/ cigarette smoke/ drugs/ religious freaks. I think we ought to have as great a regard for religion as we can, so as to keep it out of as many things as possible. I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are. I like WWII, WWI, Kaizers Orchestra, etc. I mainly listen to foreign music (Norwegian, German and Japanese mainly) I like yaoi, anime, and J-rock, too but not as much as I used to.
I love WWII/1940s fashion and pretty much everything else from that time period.
*** I love WWII re-enactments! I'm only doing civilian/ Red Cross nurse now, but I'm thinking about French Resistance...'cept I need a gun...and I'd have to shoot my beloved Krauts! lol. ***
I joined an Allied (!) unit; 1st infantry division, because they're awesome and they're not assholes to me because I'm female!! They're just as fun as the Germans!! Love you guys!! ^_^
Oh, and if you care to chat, my AIM screenname is druid kindersex ... its a dumb joke and I ought to change it.
Could you survive a night on the Western Front?
 
Yes
I can't beleive it but you've done it. You can survive a night, as well as an attack on the Western Front. Good for you! You're either lucky, actually fought in WWII, have a good amount of commen sense, or you know a good bit about the Seige of Bastogne.
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com
Your Birthdate: September 11
Spiritual and thoughtful, you tend to take a step back from the world.
You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet you remain calm.
Although you are brilliant, it may take you a while to find your niche.
Your creativity is supreme, but it sometimes makes it hard for you to get things done.
Your strength: Your inner peace
Your weakness: You get stuck in the clouds
Your power color: Emerald
Your power symbol: Leaf
Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Friendly Assassin.
Where You Lived: Thailand.
How You Died: Typhoid fever. Who Were You In a Past Life?
You Are 52% Feminine, 48% Masculine
You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides.
You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you.
You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. Are You Masculine or Feminine?
Your Brain is 40% Female, 60% Male
You have a total boy brain
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...
You never like to get feelings too involved What Gender Is Your Brain?
You Are 58% Angry
Generally, you are not an angry person.
But you're easily frustrated and enraged. You have one heck of a temper.
And because of your anger, you tend to feel resentful and even spiteful.
You already know how to quell your anger. You just need to do it more often. How Angry Are You?
You've Experienced 32% of Life
You have the life experience of someone in their early 20s.
You've seen some of what life has to offer - but you have a long ways to go. How Much Life Experience Do You Have?
If You Were Born in 2893...
Your Name Would Be: Raak Pant
And You Would Be: A Space Pirate If You Were Born in 2893
Your Element Is Air
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.
Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.
You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that! What's Your Element?
You Are 60% Impulsive
You're quite impulsive, but you never are reckless.
You qualify as a very spontaneous person, but you still know how to honor your commitments.
And while responsibility doesn't come easy to you, having fun does! Are You Impulsive?
You Are 10% Left Brained, 90% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and art. Are You Right or Left Brained?
You Are 28% Paranoid Schizophrenic
You're pretty grounded, though you have your occasional paranoid moments.
Just make sure to ignore those voices in your head! Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Your Old Fashioned Name Is...
Constance Launceleyn What's Your Old Fashioned Name?
Your Geek Profile:
Fashion Geekiness: Moderate
SciFi Geekiness: Moderate
Academic Geekiness: Low
Gamer Geekiness: Low
Music Geekiness: Low
Geekiness in Love: None
General Geekiness: None
Internet Geekiness: None
Movie Geekiness: None How Geeky Are You?
Your Vampire Name Is...
Seductress of Austria What's Your Vampire Name?
You Are 76% Brutally Honest
Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear.
Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful. How Brutally Honest Are You?
You Should Learn Japanese
You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.
From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko! What Language Should You Learn?
You are 60% Virgo
How Virgo Are You?
You Are 28% Sociopath
From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.
It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream! Are You A Sociopath?
You Are 52% Cynical
Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist.
You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right. How Cynical Are You?
Your Deadly Sins
Sloth: 80%
Wrath: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Greed: 40%
Envy: 20%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 37%
You will get bugs, because you're too lazy to shoo them off. And then you'll die. How Sinful Are You?
Your Quirk Factor: 70%
You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?
You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult
You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.
Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You Are a Boston Creme Donut
You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.
But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft.
You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily.
You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out. What Donut Are You?I was sort of hoping to be a freezer donut... :(
You Were An Owl
You are stealthy and secretive - no one knows the true you.
You are a seeker of freedom, and you are comfortable with your dark side. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
On Average, You Would Sell Out For
$1,039,027 At What Price Would You Sell Out?
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The West

Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.


The Midland
Boston
North Central
The Inland North
Philadelphia
The South
The Northeast
What American accent do you have?
Take More QuizzesYour Language Arts Grade: 98%

Way to go! You know not to trust the MS Grammar Check and you know "no" from "know." Now, go forth and spread the good word (or at least, the proper use of apostrophes).
Are You Gooder at Grammar?
Make a Quiz


I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Fire at Will
Feuer Frei
*Oscar Wilde*: "Do you mind if I smoke?" *Sarah Bernhardt*: "I don't care if you burn."
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Check out this Planned Parenthood campaign for South Dakota Women! ..table
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 35% Conservative, 65% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

My Interests


WWII, WWII re-enacting (I just may be bored/nerdy enough to start civil war...but I know it won't be near as fun...), Nazi Germany, 1940s propaganda/culture/etc, WWI, yaoi, Banastre Tarleton, Kaizers Orchestra, From First To Last, My Chemical Romance, Dir En Grey, Nightmare, anime, cosplay, convetions, manga (Hana Kimi, Tarot Cafe, Samurai Deeper Kyo, etc), vampires of any kind; esp. ekimmus, feudal Japan, comedy, bishonen, coupons, money, gambling, history, mythology, shopping, yard sales, thift stores, flea markets, auctions, internet (go figure), procrastination, food, Anime Club on Saturday, different cultures (European:[German, Norweigan, etc], Russian, and Japanese mainly) etc.


Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion.
Your Fortune Is
An optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

I'd like to meet:

the blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch who watches over me

fellow WWII re-enactors, Kaizers Orchestra, anime fans, many fictional charcters (from animes and novels), people who've been deceased for years (Banastre Tarleton, Baron Franz Von Werra, Erich Hartmann, etc)

All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, or speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required"
Don't fuck with the King:

Music:



I like almost anything EXCEPT country (cross-over shit is ok), 99.9% of American rap (German rap kicks ass, tho!) and religious...

My faves: KAIZERS ORCHESTRA = best band ever
You Are a Chick Rocker!
You're living proof that chicks can rock
You're inspired by Joan Jett and the Donnas
And when you rock, you rock hard
(Plus, you get all the cute guy groupies you want!) What Kind of Rocker Are You?
Your Taste in Music:
Heavy Metal: Highest Influence
80's Alternative: Medium Influence
90's Alternative: Medium Influence
Progressive Rock: Medium Influence
80's Rock: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music?
The Cure Shares Your Taste in Music

See their whole playlist here (iTunes required)
Which Musician (or Group) Shares Your Taste in Music?
Your Musical Tastes Match: Nicole Kidman

See her whole playlist here (iTunes required) What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?
You Are 67% Indie
You're a very indie person, and admit it, you look down a little on people who strive to be normal.
You'll indulge in a little mainstream pop culture every now and then. But for you, anything not indie is a guilty pleasure! How Indie Are You?
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"

Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?
Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails

"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"

When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Band Name is:
The Gagging Hussies Band Name Generator

Movies:

Family Guy, Dodgeball, Pink Panther, Butterfly Effect...I'm not to big on movies...
I like anime: Trinity Blood (the ending sucked balls tho), Getbackers, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Yami no Matsuei, NightWalker, Petshop of Horrors, Gravitation, Weiss Kruez, Witch Hunter Robin, Gankutsuou, Gungrave, Kyo Kara Maoh, Saiyuki, Pretear, Ceres, Fruits Basket, Heat Guy J, Chrono Crusade, Nuku-Nuku TV, Vampire Princess Miyu, Fushigi Yugi (although I HATE miaka), Mirage of Blaze, yaoi, etc...I wanna see Busou Renkin!
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
You Should Be an Actor
You have a flair for the dramatic, and you probably already do a lot of acting in your day to day life, just to entertain yourself.
No need to steal the spotlight from your friends... You'll get plenty of attention once you start acting professionally! What Sort of Artist Should You Be?

Television:

Anime, Comedy Central, The History Channel, Military Channel, Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad, South Park, Mind of Mencia, Robot Chicken, America's Got Talent, Last Comic Standing, Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, Blue Collar TV, etc.

You Are the Very Gay Tinky Winky!
Purple with a gay pride symbol... how could he not be gay?
And that red purse is divalicious! What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?

Books:

MANGA (Hana-Kimi (it's getting way too dragged out tho), Tarot Cafe, Samurai Deeper Kyo) and anything written by Jack Higgins or John Altman or Oscar Wilde......Jack Higgins rocks!! ^_^ WWII and Nazi stuff...
SOME fanfic is good too...
"When bad ideas have nowhere else to go, they immigrate to America and become university courses."

Heroes:


in all seriousness:
my grandfather and my mother.......i think grandpa always knew how much i look up to him.....and how much i wish i hadn't lost him so soon............... but momma, i don't know if she really knows how much she means to me.... she has ALWAYS been there; granted, she nags like there's no tomorrow (mostly 'cause i left shit around the house) ^_~ but she's done SO much for me, when dad lost his job (due to out-sourcing) and turned to alcohol, (he has since recovered), we moved out and she worked her hands to the bone working for $6.50 an hour to support the both of us. she signed up with at least 2 unemployment agencies and put in numerous (at the very least like 10) applications on her own, and all she got was that damn factory job.....she hardly got sleep, everyday she came home with new injuries, but she put up with it for over 6 months before landing another $6.50 job elsewhere. those bastards just fired her, once again out-sourcing (surprise, surprise). now the insanely helpful government gives her $100 a week to live on. she doesn't heat the whole house, and she usually keeps it at a balmy 60 degrees (although she claims it's not that cold...) this women has to live on $5200 a YEAR (or if she gets another $6.50/hr job: $13, 520), and yet i've never seen her sad/worried/angry about it......and that is why she's my hero....but what i really wonder is if she'll ever know just how much she means to me.......

My Blog

Maskineri and assbassadors

So the new Kaizers Orchestra album is fucking AMAZING. It has been making sweet love to my ears since Monday.I think most, if not all, of the songs are on their Myspace: www.myspace.com/kaizerso Mildl...
Posted by Mind Gremlin / Kiwi Schnitzel on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:49:00 PST

ANIME DVDs FOR SALE--CHEAP PRICES!

Anime for sale! Cheap prices!All are US release DVDs in great condition.   All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku TV - complete 4-disc series: asking $20 including US shipping Tokyo Babylon, His...
Posted by Mind Gremlin / Kiwi Schnitzel on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:47:00 PST

FOR SALE CHEAP: FFTL/Lauren Steil jewelry

So, I'm in need of cash so I have to sell some of my stuff; it's uber afforadable, please buy it. Thanks. Original Sommer & Lauren black FFTL necklace on silver chain; originally priced at $30 (+ ...
Posted by Mind Gremlin / Kiwi Schnitzel on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:56:00 PST

fucked

god i'm sick of being fucked with today! all i wanted to do was a few simple fucking things...planned my whole fucking day around it, but no! life needs to fuck me! repeatedly all the damn day! i'm so...
Posted by Mind Gremlin / Kiwi Schnitzel on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:43:00 PST

Irony...

So classes started today...I go to my HPE ("health & physical education"--the college way of saying "gym class") course, which took forever to find because some smartass architect decided to make ...
Posted by Mind Gremlin / Kiwi Schnitzel on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:32:00 PST

priest at preschool

A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. One little lad of about three or four ...
Posted by Mind Gremlin / Kiwi Schnitzel on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 09:57:00 PST

fuckin school

i'm so sick of college!! every fuckin class gives me another shitty paper! i cannot stand any more witchcraft!!!!!!! gah!
Posted by Mind Gremlin / Kiwi Schnitzel on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:16:00 PST

Kaizers Orchestra group

Join it: http://groups.myspace.com/kaizerso now.
Posted by Mind Gremlin / Kiwi Schnitzel on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:49:00 PST

Spite

Big smack o' spite: I started getting majorly depressed at an anime convention...and right before Thanksgiving, too!! I don't know how that happened, but I'm not going to AnimeUSA again... Than I get ...
Posted by Mind Gremlin / Kiwi Schnitzel on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 05:56:00 PST

Speaking English in America? How absurd!

Proof this country's leaders are dumb as hell...   33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language June 6, 2007 On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:35:23 -0500, 'Colonel Harry Riley USA ...
Posted by Mind Gremlin / Kiwi Schnitzel on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:00:00 PST