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As the core members of the band “Lyce”, we are Patch John Jones, and Rocken Dan. Formerly we use to play with the famous Pepper Jack, of “Pepper Jack and the Cheese-Balls”. As we all know, Pepper Jack played with all the great legends of music, Hendricks, The Beatles, and the list goes on and on. And of course, as you know, on August 12, 1969, on the way to Woodstock , Pepper Jack mysteriously vanished from the driver seat of the Cheese Ball bus while driving down a New Mexico road. The bus smashed into a tree causing great harm to the tree. Eventually the tree had to be put down. Distressed and outraged over this senseless abduction, band members Rocken Dan, and Patch John Jones formed the band “Lyce”. We now tour the country side in search of our lost band mate, Pepper Jack.

The following is an interview clip of Patch John Jones in the December 22, issue of the March 31 1970 Rolling Stone Magazine.

[Patch John Jones] We were all eminent physicists in the Kennedy administration. Our IQs were all over 200, and the government would frequently consult with us regarding issues of geophysics and astronomy, but we all realized that we were nothing compared to Jack. Jack was the type of genius that made geniuses look stupid. As a musician, Jack was unparallel!

[Interviewer] You must have been outraged at the abduction.

[Patch John Jones] Outrage doesn’t even begin to describe our loss. We are NOTHING without Jack.

[Interviewer] Who do you think took Jack? I mean, was it aliens?

[Patch John Jones] Well nobody really knows, but I think it was the government. The CIA was interested in Jack’s musical abilities, because Jack had this uncanny ability to play any musical instrument, and he could lull people into a state of mesmerism. The CIA was interested in using Jack as a weapon, and I think they took him.

[Interviewer] Could you describe the circumstances around Jack's disappearance

[Patch John Jones] Well there was definitely a fusor in the coigulium. It appeared above the bus approximately 20 cm wide. There was no doubt it was gray matter. We had a Jamulation device installed in the back of the bus for just such an occasion. Jimmy Bickerman installed it.

[Interviewer] You mean Jimmy, the Hubble Telescope guy?

[Patch John Jones] Yes, Jimmy.

[Interviewer] These are some pretty technical terms. Could you explain more in layman's terms.

[Patch John Jones] Well I can sum it up in two words, "Tachion Emissions". But if you want to know more about it, I would suggest that you Google the term "Roswell Rods".

[Interviewer] So this is some real "Stargate Atlantis stuff".

[Patch John Jones] Exactly!!!

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