Having a right good knees up!
Anybody who would like DJ Bollocks to play at their club night, pub, bar, festival, party, wedding, orgy, barmitvah...
And anybody who would like to come and see me play at all these stonking gigs coming up soon!
Gogol Bordello, Poke, Bison, Leningrad, Skatalites, Elvis, Dead Kennedys, Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, Alabama 3, Johnny Cash, Baghdaddies, Los De Abajo, Ska Cubano, The Rolling Stones, The Clash, The Pixies, Les Hurlements D' Leo, Manu Chao, The Top Cats, Tonino Carotone, Figli Di Madre Ignota, Tom Waits, The Cat Empire, The Urban Voodoo Machine, Russendisko, Golem, Richard Hawley, Kings Have Long Arms, Tragic Roundabout, Little Richard, Lost Vagueness, Larry Love Show Band, The Lovers, Professor Longhair, Skeewiff, Basement Jaxx, Orbital, Leftfield, Glastonbury Festival, Desmond Dekker, Goran Bregovic, Mahala Rai Banda, Shantel, Pulp, Jarvis Cocker, The Meters, Led Zepplin, The White Stripes, Goldie Lookin Chain, The Aggrolites, the Surgens, Dengue Fever, the Super Preachers, The Titty Twisters Orchestra, The Good The Bad and the Queen, Muchachito,
Black Cat White Cat, Star Wars, Leon, The Big Blue, Goodfellas, Casablanca, The Blues Brothers, Time Bandits, Caberet, LA Confidential, Memento, The Prestige (this is one of the best films I've ever seen and it's on at the cinema now folks), Treasure of Siera Madre, Kung Foo Hustle, The Wicker Man, Dead Man's Shoes
Dr. Who, Buffy, Shameless, The Sopranos, The Mighty Boosh, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Lost, The League of Gentlemen, Firefly
Life of Pi, Everything Is Illuminated, V for Vendetta, The Fight Club, Sin City, The Watchmen, A Clockwork Orange, The Wasp Factory, The Prestige (the book is great too!)
Dr Who, the X-men, Kid Acne for making London Road look great and people who compost