My velocipede! My beautiful velocipede! |
Tonight, while I was out gallantly murdering popular music with my fellow Buskateers at Cafe Euro, (thankyou James for asking us to play) some cheeky arseholes have come by my house and stolen th...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:08:00 GMT |
Beard Trauma |
There inevitably comes a point in every man's life - and while some of my friends may have you believe that I am less than 100% man, I can assure you that the true figure is closer to 63%, and that's ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:36:00 GMT |
People say the funniest things |
So I was walking home today, and I overheard a mother and son talking to each other, in a fairly casual way and using a quite well to do accent. Then she said "listen you wanking cocksucker..."....
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:19:00 GMT |
