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--- Yetiface began when a giant 9 foot Yeti raped an elderly woman named Claire Bleegins in the woods of Bleeginsville, Alabama in Northern Canada. Well, after the incident, Claire noticed her belly begin to bloat, and when i say bloat i mean BLOAT. SHe writhed for weeks in eternal agony until the final day, when her lil belly exploded due to the mass of the spawning and atrocious infant within her womb. Thus, a premature half human-half Yeti named Jelly came to be. He was raised in the woods in a fuck shack by Wild Willy and the Sandcrab Monopoly, a group of renegades who left the civilized world to cook burritos and fondle clamtraps. When it was time for Jelly to set out as a young teenage Yetiface, he set off into the suburbs of Bleeginsville. His first experience in society led him to meet his arch enemies Ernie the Blarghster and Bleebop Steinbeck, or as some like to call them, The Skiddy Lipped Pedestrian Syndrome. Still to this day their vile souls haunt Jelly Bleegins, which has caused him to retreat with the renegades once again. While he was in the suburbs of Alabama, he stole a microphone from the dollar store and a bunch of rusted and ruptured musical instruments. Since then he has remained unseen, and no one even has a possibility if he is still alive or not. All we know to this day is he makes the sickest, vile music on the planet, which has been given credit, and even won awards in which have only been claimed by the Monopoly of Sandcrabs and Wild Willy himself. The Blargh Album (2004) won best "Tardcore" album of the year. All we know for sure is that the legacy of MC Jelly Bleegins is astonishing, and we keep learning new clues about him every day. Watch out, or youll recieve a ViLE comment from YETIFACE on your profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please download the songs we have for you...new ones will be uploaded every week or 2. THanks PUKE FUCKS!!YETIFACE ALBUMS: Look for them on Soulseek to Download. (2004) THE BLARGH ALBUM, (2005) THE KAMIKAZE SHITPANTS EP, (2006) THE THIRD CUMMING, (2006) THE KING OF TARDCORE, (Upcoming in 2007) YETIFACE : GREATEST SHITS KEEP IT SICK, AND SEND ME YOUR CUM STAINED PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Member Since: 4/17/2005
Band Website: purevolume.com/yetiface
Band Members: Serpentor, and Yetiface - maybe a bit of Gargantuan. Yetiface began when an experiment went wrong. A giant 9 ft Yeti raped elderly woman Claire Bleegins clit in the bush of Alabama, Canada. You guessed it. The Yeti was born, to reak havoc upon all of mankind. Half Yeti, half human, he raps and grinds with the best of them. Joining him on the album are special guest appearances by The Chappster, Pissed Off Kristoff, JustSin, The Peax, Stolen Currency, Lloyd Robertson, Gomer Pilez, and more. Youll have to get the whole 40 track CD to believe how much madness menaces can create. Uprooting purses and fish, they know how to tear the scale off a kangaroo. CHekk it!!!!! One day i cast astray, that lady turned out gay, and now i sit and pray, as i rot day by day, youll love my freestyles yo, i dropped a cheer-ee-Ohh, i cannot lie to you, my spine is made of glue, disintegrate his face, with mace or gun to face, the granny takes her place, the cock goes in her ace, i cant decide what to do, i cant decide who is who, i can decide what i know best, put that squid lip to the test, i want to touch a giant breast, cause ive enver had one touch my neck, lips, hips and ginger snips, all in a days work it pays to jerk the meat of a cow, the milk squirts out ow. im dun like dinna!!!leave me a message you skiddy lipped barbarian blarghy..
Influences:Tight spaces, and great places. Or bloodied faces, of insane races. Bleeding ulcers now repulse her, Feeding farm goats grasping donuts. A child once spoke to me, saying that the outside is more important than the inside or center, so I flayed his legs with a twist tie.I smoke llama hair and flea chowder in excessive amounts and I also enjoy masterbating womans clitoris' for them....YUM YUM GOOD STUFF!!! I bet you cant count the spores in a sandwich in 24 hours if your life depended on it. We encourage you to cum join our orgies nightly here, they are quite fun and sexciting, youll never believe who is the guest of honour tonite. the hottest chick on myspace. her name is.......(your name here). she gets 2 free yetiface cds, and he will personally cum there and visit to fuck her. but he must sleep on her couch and use her big tits (so big the hands cant even grasp them all),as pillows in Hollywood, or some other state in California. The Yeti loves Cali-girls, and would like to marr one and disintigrate his penis into her lush vagina. Ever-growing madness ensues the blades of grass below their feet.
Sounds Like: YETIFACE is the next best thing to SOCKEYE. After Jelly Bleegins dubbed his music "Tardcore", others have started spawning by the thousands from this abcessing title to this particular style of music, or have been known to call themselves Tardcore. Mobb Deep meets Libido Airbag,.......or in lamens terms sounds like a cross between Snoop Dogg and Rob Zombie, or Richard Marx meets Sharon Lois and Napalm Death. THe beats behind yetiface are made by none other than MC Jelly Bleegins. The Vocals, also by Jelly but with featured guests on vocals. If you like raunchous gastrointestinal air, then keep checking in for new songs added weekly.
Record Label: Velcrow Ulcer Records
Type of Label: Major

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YETIFACE LYRICS AVAILABLE HERE

I have been recieving alot of comments about how hard the vocals are too hard to understand. the reason for this is because im using a microphone i stole from the buck store in 2002. its really old,...
Posted by Yetiface on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST

YETI Spottings on Myspace

I just wanted to say that if you like slugs, then please let me know. I too, am a slug collector, and i like to use their secretions as hand lube while I masterbate. One day, an elderly man spotted my...
Posted by Yetiface on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yetiface 40 song Album Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes...if you like what you hear you can have a copy of the CD. All you have to do is meet the following criteria. 1. You must answer one skill testing question, before shipment of the CD occurs. 2....
Posted by Yetiface on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST