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Jerri

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About Me

Hello, I’m Jerri Blank and I’m a 46-year-old high school freshman. For 32 years I was a teenage runaway. I was a boozer, a user, and a loser. My friends were dealers, cons, and 18 karat pimps. But now I’m out of jail, picking up my life exactly where I left off. I’m back in high school, living at home, and discovering all sorts of things about my body. I’m finding out that though the faces have changed, the hassles are just the same.
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My Interests

Salty fatty fried things, fudge, hot fruit, Good Time Island, hunger strikes. Giving advice- maybe it's time to stop not doing what you pretended you can do and can't, and start doing the thing that you can't do, but can no longer pretend that you can. Motivational speaking- If you're gonna reach for a star, reach for the lowest one you can. Learning valuable lessons. This time when I make the wrong choices, I’m doing it for all the right reasons.

I'd like to meet:

Befriending new people can lead to having sex with your children... accidentally.

Music:

Buddha Stalin is chronic. I remember this was this one song about a welcome table, and people liked to sit... at... it... Oh yea, I'm also a Stringy paddle prodigy and I love scattin the blues...

Movies:

A raisin in the sun, Monkey vs. Duck ..

Television:

I stole the TV!

Books:

I can read, see?

Heroes:

Mr. Jellineck. Must be nice to hope for the thing you wish to want. Sure beats doing it.

My Blog

good times

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Jerri BlankBirthday:I can't rememberBirthplace:indian reservationCurrent Location:FlatpointEye Color:BrownHair Color:BrownHeight:4'3Right Handed or Left Handed:...
Posted by Jerri on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 03:18:00 PST

I'm gonna be in a movie! with Mr. Nobs...

http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.h tm?id=130799
Posted by Jerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Change

I've changed. People change. Changes& I'm not the same Jerri Blank who informed on those blind orphans. I'm not the same Jerri Blank who revealed the hiding place of those Guatemalans& such as yourse...
Posted by Jerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Packing a Musket

Packing a Musket, by Jerri Blank When you work from your home, and johns call on the phone, you're a call girl. When you walk to you limp, and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore. When the...
Posted by Jerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST