im a pirate. and by pirate i mean that i have a wooden leg, an eyepatch and i say ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. i live in my parents garage where i smoke 35.5 packs of cigarettes a day. in my free time i like to eat at denny's. i love to pick up the chicks there. girls are awesome. i love girls. hey. did i mention i love girls. oh yeah, i am unshaven. i like my coffee black. i am so hardcore i like to drink tabasco sauce and my tattoos have tattoos. i like girls. and i am still unshaven. so hit me. i want as many friends as possible! especially really hot slutty girls!
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