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jess

a baby stole my dingo

About Me



This is me (from what i've learned so far): I'm genuine....hard to read....a bit complicated....creative....i enjoy all kinds of humor. I'm open to new things....have strong opionions for what i belive to be good reasons- but i try not to judge. I'm honest but tactful. I love knowledge....people's quirks....feeling alive....living in the moment. I want to find truths... i want to believe there is good in mankind. I love music... i love a lot of things. I'm passionate. I'm mellow. I'm growing. I can find some kind of comfort in being sad.... though i'd much prefer to laugh. I'm waiting. I can't wait. My house is organized, my mind is not. Someday I'll make sense to someone.... i've got bad timing. I think deeply....I act on impulse....I'm not what you'd expect. I'm... out of describing words.

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My Interests



Melting glass to other glass... experiencing mundane things in life with a soundtrack provided by my mp3 player... painting pictures over pictures until i actually like what i see... buying huge frames and other wierd things at garage sales... having too many black t-shirts... almost always wearing flip flops... wrestling... smoking too much... fire... indie films... drinking coffee at midnight... catching a beautiful sunset on accident... waking up with nothing to do but nothing... spontaniousness... finding the humor in dark things...freshly sharpened pencils... philosophising... being independant... granny smith apples...cherry blossoms... asian furniature... not having the hiccups... snuggles... laughing... keeping my plants alive... black and white checkers... red hair dye... bright colored wigs... soy ice cream... zebra print... the smell of the beach... candles... big sunglasses... self portraits... zombies... pugs... stars... herbal tea... journals... blue toenails... being handy... cartoons... mermaids... astronomy...

I'd like to meet:



A kindred....people who take chances... philosophers... artists...musicians... guys who wear funny shirts....gals who are independant and origional... a dictionary...a rubber plant... others who are real and present.

Squee...

and the D.

i want a cup full of puppy.

Music:

Eclectic and all over the place.... look at my playlist. Music is my life.... though I'm still trying to find my own voice.

Movies:


i kinda like movies- uh, lets see.. .....Office space, evil dead 2, team america, orgazmo, baseketball, the cube, dream for an insomniac, half baked, austin powers, ace ventura, billy madison, fear of a black hat, the matrix, the wedding singer, happy gillmore, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the mask, anchor man, old school, south park bigger better and uncut, shreck, the crow, jay and silent bob strike back, mallrats, chasing amy, clerks, dogma, ever after, blazing saddles, forrest gump, ghost world, spinal tap, shaun of the dead, the night before xmas, donnie darko, american psycho, dead alive, clockwork orange, ghost world, snatch, moulin rouge, the united states of leland, what the $%*^# do we know?, junebug, kung pou, army of darkness, groundhog day, star wars...horror flicks... kung fu movies....and anything with Bill Murray.

Television:

Intolerable without TIVO..commercials suck. Um- Penn&Teller's Bullshit, the simpsons, southpark, Family guy, most everything on Adult Swim (cartoon network), Happy Tree Friends, Dead Like Me, DISIMFORMATION, Mythbusters, Weeds, Iconoclasts...the shows on the discovery channel and the history channel about things like UFO's and conspiracies and dis-proving things about religion and explosions and stuff, home makeover and carpentry shows....things to grow my brain, not kill it.

Books:

read is fun. me like book.

Heroes:

George Carlin
and Gir


Find your own pose !


I am 71% Evil Genius.
.. Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the
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You are the World

Completion, Good Reward.

The World is the final card of the Major Arcana, and as such represents saturnian energies, time, and completion.

The World card pictures a dancer in a Yoni (sometimes made of laurel leaves). The Yoni symbolizes the great Mother, the cervix through which everything is born, and also the doorway to the next life after death. It is indicative of a complete circle. Everything is finally coming together, successfully and at last. You will get that Ph.D. you've been working for years to complete, graduate at long last, marry after a long engagement, or finish that huge project. This card is not for little ends, but for big ones, important ones, ones that come with well earned cheers and acknowledgements. Your hard work, knowledge, wisdom, patience, etc, will absolutely pay-off; you've done everything right.

What Tarot Card are You?
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Unpredictable and wacky, Zim is the guy for you. He
has no scruples and loves getting out and
having a good time...with live ammunition.
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You are 64% stoner
You are a fairly regular stoner. You are probably the kid who is always smoking up at the back corner of the parking lot of your high school. You like experimenting with other stuff although you are too clever to really get addicted to anything.
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Your aura shines Orange!
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You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
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Congratulations! You are DROP DEAD FRED himself.
You're off the wall, out the window and across
the sky- but that's okay, you're funnier than
anyone wants to admit and you can be sweet and
charming in your own way. No one will ever say
you're not unique, anyway!
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You are the stoner rock!
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My Blog

Sins? Naw...lessons of life.

*sigh of contentment* Things have been up and down this month... a lot of anxiousness, dissapointments, reassurance, spontinaity (i feel like i'm spelling all of these big words wrong....and the dicti...
Posted by jess on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:28:00 PST

you'd think the world is ending...

I've noticed that many people I've talked to have been a bit on edge.... easily annoyed.... about ready to pop. Me included, especially lately I haven't been able to take much nonsense before I start ...
Posted by jess on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:59:00 PST

i want to be more...

not a pretty girli am not a pretty girl that is not what i do i ain't no damsel in distress and i don't need to be rescued so put me down punk maybe you'd prefer a maiden fair isn't there a kitten stu...
Posted by jess on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:18:00 PST

and i peel the onion again

Interesting year. They seem to be getting more interesting as each one passes which I guess is a good thing... but interesting isn't always something positive. Not negative either....just... not quit...
Posted by jess on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:43:00 PST

a-ramblin'....a-changin'....

The fire burns it up and then the rain washes it away.... I knew it would rain a little...it always does after the traditional hillside brush fires this time of year... And isn't it so symbollic? Summ...
Posted by jess on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:32:00 PST

my own personal rabbit hole

Getting ready for the earth to start shaking...not the earthquake kind of shake- the kind where you subconciously feel that it may be time for the ground to open up and pull you under so you find your...
Posted by jess on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:19:00 PST

gotta map?

Who knows what tomorrow will bring. Who knows if it will bring anything... There are times when I can appreciate things... usually times when I least expect it. While driving I'll see clouds that seem...
Posted by jess on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 08:45:00 PST

airbrushed perfection?

wanna see how we're fooled everytime we're standing in line at the store? http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=14537...
Posted by jess on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:58:00 PST

warning: i make no sense.

The only thing I've been able to write about lately is the lack of things to write about. I've been thinking from a different point of view- probably because for the first time in a long time I'm kind...
Posted by jess on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:40:00 PST

wasted blog

i just wrote a great blog and then it dissapeared. that makes me want to chew my arm off and beat my computer with it. i guess it would be easier just to hit it with a stick or something... but that's...
Posted by jess on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:44:00 PST