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CROMELIN

GET YOUR PACHOULLI STENCH OUTTA MY STORE!!!!!

About Me

I'M THE PROUD DADDY TO A WONDERFUL 2 YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED SARAH. I'M A FREELANCE DRUMMER WHO PLAYS ALL STYLES OF ROCK AND BLUES AND RECORDS AND PLAYS WITH ALL KINDS OF PROJECTS AND I PLAY GUITAR FOR STONER METAL SUPERGROUP THE KILL JUNKIES.I WORK FOR COCA-COLA AND I LIKE BEER. I LOOOOOOOVE HORROR MOVIES, GOOD FRIENDS, GOOD BEER, GOOD FOOD.I DON'T LIKE ASSHOLES, LIARS, DRUG ADDICTS, ANY FORM OF POPULAR MUSIC, REALITY TELEVISION, PEOPLE WHO ARE FAMOUS FOR NOTHING, FAT PEOPLE WHO DRESS LIKE SKINNY PEOPLE AND JUST ALL AROUND SCUM...... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

My Interests

my Daughter,,metal,punk rock, horror movies, the end of human life as we know it, circus midgets, third nipples and satan.

I'd like to meet:

THE ZODIAC KILLER, BRUCE DICKINSON, THE GUY WHO PLAYS BIG BIRD, THE GUY ON THE OLD MICRO MACHINE COMMERCIALS THAT TALKED REALLY FAST. CHARLES MANSON, CLIFF BURTON, ANTON LEVEY, THE PEOPLE WHO LEFT ME ON THE DOORSTEP. THE DUDE FROM POLICE ACADAMY THAT MADE THE COOL NOISES WITH HIS MOUTH. VINCENT PRICE, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, CRISPIN GLOVER, BRUCE CAMPBELL, THE GUY WHO CREATED SPAM. MY GREAT GRAND PARENTS, ONE HONEST PERSON IN THIS WORLD.

Music:

anything that isn't shit. Free MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider

Movies:

the evil dead series, the old universal monster movies (i.e. frankenstien, dracula , wolfman) any vincent price movie (my fav is "the conquer worm") really cheesy sci fi from the 50's, saw is a fucked up movie, natural born killers, slc punk, the filth and the fury, the decline of western civilization parts 1 and 2, young frankenstein (THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER MADE) holy grail, life of brian, the wall, willy wonka, animal house, ect.

Television:

i fucking hate t.v. i watch shit on the discovery channel like the history of satan or, was jesus real? shit like that. i also like to watch adult swim and mythbusters. and vh1 classic has some cool documentaries.

Books:

john lydon, "rotten" no irish, no blacks, no dogs.it's johnny rottens autobiogrphy and it changed my life. also "cash" autobiography of johnny cash is a great book. paradise lost, the devine comedy, the satanic bible is actually good reading AND is NOT what you think from the title. edgar allen poe, and just about any true crime book like helter skelter or zodiac. or any book on religion from a scientific point of view NOT an inspirational or christian or catholic point of view. a really good one is "the jesus mysteries". go check out this book, it's good.

Heroes:

PHIL CROMELIN,Richard Cromelin,Johnny rotton, Charles Manson, Anton LeVay, , wolverine, Alice Cooper, Salvador Dahli, James Whale, Max Shrek, Syd Barret, Neil Peart, Tony Iommi, Vincent Price, Dave Lombardo, JIM HENSON, Glenn Danzig, lon cheney, buckwheat, nicko mcbrain, lars ulrich, mickey Dolenz, Johnny Cash, James Hetfield, Howard Stern,my soon to be ex wife for being brave enough to put up with my shit for almost 4 years and giving me my daughter, for that alone, you hold a dear place in my heart...don't forget that. my Mother for putting up with me for the first 24 years of my life.

My Blog

have a drink for Bo Diddley everybody

BO DIDDLEY DIED.    FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW WHO HE WAS, BO DIDDLEY WAS A BLUES SINGER/GUITARIST WHO'S SONGS ALL HAD A CERTAIN BEAT, LATER KNOWN AS THE "BO DIDDLEY BEAT". HE WAS A TRUE ORIG...
Posted by CROMELIN on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:53:00 PST

Welcome To My Nightmare..W/The Muppets

Welcome To My Nightmare..W/The Muppets ...
Posted by CROMELIN on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:56:00 PST

EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS?

FUCK EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TODAY........   I MEAN IT!!!!    ...
Posted by CROMELIN on Thu, 29 May 2008 06:38:00 PST

FRIENDS. NEED EM, GOT EM, LOVE EM.

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, I REALLY DO. I KNOW THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I IGNORE OR IT SEEMS I IGNORE SOME OF MY FRIENDS BUT IT'S NOT INTENTIONAL. IT'S JUST MY OWN WIERD HANG UP.   MY FRIENDS ARE REALLY MY F...
Posted by CROMELIN on Sun, 11 May 2008 11:21:00 PST

2008 I HATE GETTING OLDER

SO I JUST NOTICED (IF ANYONE EVEN GIVES A SHIT) THAT I HAVE NOT POSTED A BLOG IN 2 YEARS.   SO...............   2008, SARAH TURNED 2 YEARS OLD ON FEB 18TH AND SHE IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST PERS...
Posted by CROMELIN on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:51:00 PST

2006 MY BIGGEST YEAR YET.

WELL 2006 WAS  A BIG YEAR FOR ME. THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT HAPPENED ON FEB 18TH WHEN MY DAUGHTER SARAH ENTERED THE WORLD. SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL IN THE WORLD AND EVERYDAY IS A NEW AD...
Posted by CROMELIN on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 02:17:00 PST

THE CROMELIN REPORT , APRIL 15TH 2006 (WHAT I'M UP TO)

BETWEEN WORKING FULLTIME, BEING A FIRST TIME DAD, PLAYING IN TWO BANDS AND FINISHING THE  RECORDING OF  AN ALBUM WITH ONE, I HAVE FOUND TIME TO WRITE THIS TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I'M STILL ALIV...
Posted by CROMELIN on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 05:24:00 PST

IT'S A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SARAH NICOLE CROMELIN  WAS BORN ON SAT FEB 18TH @ 6:38PM.   8 POUNDS, 14 OUNCES, 21 INCHES LONG AND SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE JUDY!!!!!   P.S. MOMMA & BABY ARE BOTH DOING FINE!!!!!!!!...
Posted by CROMELIN on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:34:00 PST

MUSICAL PROJECTS FOR 2006

WELL, IF YOU DON'T KNOW BY NOW, I WILL BE A DAD BY OR AROUND FEB 10TH SO THAT IS GONNA TAKE UP ALOT OF MY TIME. OTHER THAN THAT I HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT PLANNED MUSICLY FOR THIS YEAR HEAR GOES.......
Posted by CROMELIN on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:31:00 PST

GO TO THE BAND PAGE!!!

I FUCKED UP AND MADE THIS ONE BEFORE I REALIZED THAT I CAN MAKE ONE FOR THE BAND SO IF YOU WANT TO HEAR SONGS AND SEE PICKS THEN GO TO: www.myspace.com/hatehumansaretheenemy this space that you ...
Posted by CROMELIN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST