BEING POINTLESS. Shiny things (especially if I can see myself). Red lipstick. Choral music. Witty comebacks. eating dinner at midnight. Drinking coffee at 2am. Pretending I'm interesting. My cat. Talking nonsense. Talking sense. Hearing new music. Making fun of things. Avoidance. Trivia...trifles... Cherry 7up (with vodka, please). My hair. You.
Who WOULDN'T I like to meet? I want to meet everyone... after I meet them, I'll decide about the pocket thing.
*In No Particular Order*Tori Amos. Fiona Apple. Regina Spektor. Ballydowse. Philip Glass. Live. The Thrills. The Killers. Violent Femmes. The Cranberries. The White Stripes. Chris Cornell. Audio Slave. Queens of the Stone Age. Weezer. Mozart. Beethoven. Devo. Ella Fitzgerald. Nirvana. Shelia Chandra. Beck. Simon and Garfunkle. Madonna. John Duke. Debussy. Gorillaz. Peaches. The Moldy Peaches. Johnny Cash. Nine Inch Nails. Rufus Wainwright. Meryl Bainbridge. Renee Fleming. Alison Kraus & Union Station. Patsy Cline. The Cardigans. Portishead. Bjork. Outkast. James. Moby. Belly. Jewel. Sinead O'Connor. Peter Paul & Mary. Lenny Kravitz. Jars of Clay. Lifehouse. Metallica. Veruca Salt. Laura Veirs. Pavement. Sibelius. Rasputina. Drive-By Truckers. Kimya Dawson. Henry Rollins. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Velvet Underground. Momus. Mc Hawking. William Shatner (yes, he's a musician. Fuck you). Frank Zappa. Nick Cave. Jeff Buckley. KT Tunstal. The Talis Scholars. The Anonymous 4. Brahams. Jets To Brazil. ... and I'm sure there are more, I just can't think of shit off the top of my head... I'll add as I think of them.I also enjoy street musicians, and crappy local choral groups. I don't like children's choirs, or youth orchestras (unless there are strict guildlines on not sucking). I don't enjoy musicals nearly as much as the average music nerd, but Moulin Rouge, Evita, and My Fair Lady still make me sing along...as do various children's movies from the 80's & early 90's (The Care Bear Movie, Beauty and the Beast, Aladin, etc.)I don't like Jam-bands, or R&B...of course, there are exceptions, but I can't think of them now. I also don't like opera, which may become ironic in the next few years...as of now, it is simply inconvenient.
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
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Here's the start of my "real movie list" (again, I am a shit speller)~~ The Care Bear Movie, Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer. The Monster Squad. The Outsiders. The Stuff. Robin Hood: Prince of Theives. The Josephine Baker Story. Alive. The Terminator (one and two, not three...it sucked donkeys). The Aliens quadrilogy. Being John Malkovich (sic). Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Saved. Never Been Kissed. Ravenous (I won't like you anymore if you don't like this movie). Bartleby. James and the Giant Peach. The Harry Potter series. Romero's dead movies. Dawn of the Dead (the new one). Shaun of the Dead. Moulin Rouge. Mary Reilly. Frailty. Interview with the Vampire. The Godfather. American Movie. Mae. The Devil's Advocate. Sleepers. The Princess Bride. My Fair Lady. Beauty and the Beast. Aladin. The Lion King. The Producers. Series 7. Clue. The Ghostbusters. Beetle Juice. Batman. Batman Returns. Batman Begins. The Wedding Crashers. The Aristocrats. Metropolis. Anything by John Waters, especially Cecil B. Demented and Cry Baby. Team America: World Police. Jesus Christ Superstar. Evita. Lost Boys. Solar Babies. The Woman in White. In Dreams. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Europa Europa. Life is Beautiful. Schindler's List....um, like the music, this'll have to wait for more.
TV makes me happy because it rots my brain...YAY!Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Family Guy (although I do not like the changes made to Stewie and Brian), Arrested Development, Malcolm in the Middle, The Surreal Life, Jeopardy, Real Time with Bill Mahr, The Daily Show, SNL, Project Runway! ----Okay, okay, I realize that I have to add a few tv shows here. I love Good Eats. I finally succumbed to watching Lost and got hooked(I saw the first season in 2 days. It was intense). I'm terribly happy with the Project Runway spinoffs on Bravo; Top Chef, Top Design, Shear Genius. Wonderfalls: Only one season, but holy poop is it good.
The summer going into the sixth grade, I read a metric shit ton of R.L. Stine books --I still can't watch Wheel of Fortune, without thinking the free letters given with the "final spin" look like his name. Mind you, this was before he started writing the Goosebumps series. When he started that bullshit, I accused him of "selling out." Yes, yes I did. Anyway, I read at least four of his books a week, staying up all night (this was the first time I had experienced staying up all night for pleasure...it continues to this day), being delightfully freaked out. People were being killed, and it ALMOST seemed supernatural. Why, sometimes, it was! Unfortunately, much like the Nancy Drew episode the year before, and the Babysitter's Club fiasco of the third grade, I realized that all of his books had the same plot. So, my love affair with R.L. Stine ended bitterly, with not a little bit of shame.------Stephen King, Octavia Butler, Ayn Rand, Bette Green, Philip K. Dick, David Sedaris, Sharon Shinn, Kurt Vonnegut, and more.-----I like speculative fiction, which is just a pretentious term for scifi. I like cyberpunk. I enjoy a funny memoir, or well written historical tome. I do not like mystery novels. 19th Century British Literature makes me want to vomit. I go on reading binges every few months, and read as much as I possibly can. Suggest books for me to read. Seriously.
Ayn Rand for being such a ballsy dame....I know you all hate her. Liz Helms for being amazing. Ellen Ripley. Joel Schumacher, for having the genius to turn a bad musical into a terrible movie. My mom, for have the grace not to blow up Ohio....
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