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Hollywood Casanova

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About Me



My promises have an expiration date.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


You know, honestly, I'd like to meet anybody that wants to meet me.

Except for people that use MySpace for advertising their damn webcams and porn sites.

Just stop it.

I don't give a damn if you're nude...or in a bikini...or whatever. It's beginning to piss me off.

I will only add people that I know or that want to get to know me.

Movies:

Okay, I'll get started (in NO particular order): clerks, clerks II, Farce of the Penguins, Idiocracy, Borat, Tenacious D, Norbit, Pan's Labyrinth, The Wall, The Aristocrats (NOT to be confused with Disney's "The AristoCATs"), Office Space, Ghost World, Napoleon Dynamite, Sling Blade, Kill Bill, The Original Star Wars Trilogy, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Throw Momma From the Train, Orgazmo, Fight Club, The Goonies, The Man, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, Jackass, Gun Crazy, The Emperor's New Groove, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Ghostbusters, Run Lola Run, Team America, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Ace Ventura, Cannibal: The Musical, Dumb and Dumber, The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T, Three O'Clock High, Kingpin, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Billy Madison, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Tommy Boy, The Da Vinci Code, Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation, films directed by the Cohen Brothers, Tim Burton, Steven Spielberg, Barry Sonnenfeld, Robert Zemeckis, Frank Oz, and David Fincher, or featuring Bruce Campbell, and/or the Muppets.

Television:

Still On:
The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Drawn Together, King of the Hill, Robot Chicken, MythBusters, American Dad, ATHF, MXC(IF you don't know what it stands for, you don't know the show), The Boondocks, Mindfreak, anything with Huell Howser as the host (i.e. California's Gold)
Cancelled:
Futurama, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Eek the Cat, Chapelle's Show, Greg the Bunny, Jem and the Holograms (Yes, I admit I watched it), The Tick (both live action & animated), Liquid Television, Inspector Gadget, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Invader Zim, The Tom Green Show, Ren & Stimpy, The Ripping Friends, That 70's Show, The Joe Schmo Show, Shorties Watching Shorties, The OLD TMNT, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Dexter's Lab, Clerks: The Cartoon, The Critic, Bill Nye the Science Guy, You Can't Do That On Television, MTV’s Oddities, The Muppet Show, The X-Files, The Andy Dick Show, The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Aeon Flux, Family Dog, Full House, Thundercats, Dr. Katz, America's Funniest Home Videos (only the one's hosted by Bob Saget), Jackass, The Smurfs, Punky Brewster, Star Wars: Clone Wars, ALF, Cartoon Sushi, Crank Yankers, Beavis and Butthead, Mr. Belvedere

Books:

The Alchemist, Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code, Catcher in the Rye, Eragon, The Mountains of California, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events(series), Harry Potter(series), The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy(series), Who Censored Roger Rabbit?, Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, The Giving Tree, Ghost World, Memoirs of a Geisha, Twentieth Century Eightball, Snow in August, David Boring, The Thurber Carnival, Forrest Gump, Gump and Co, Bone(series) Green Eggs and Ham (actually, anything written by Dr. Seuss), Choose Your Own Adventure(series), The Berenstain Bears(series)

Heroes:



My Blog

Ha-Ha-Halloween

Halloween Horoscope for ScorpioHalloween is your favorite holiday for scaring and shocking others.You like to bring out your alternate persona on Halloween - and have the night of your life.Costume su...
Posted by Dr. Oldskool on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:11:00 PST

I went to South Park Elementary

It's probably why I'm so fucked up. That and wanting to become just like Pee-Wee when I grew up. ...
Posted by Dr. Oldskool on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 02:28:00 PST

Painfully Long Survey

Time started: December 5th, 2005, 11:50 PM Full Name: Rick James Casanova (No joke, this IS my real name) Single or Taken: Single :( Birthday: November 18, 1979 Siblings: One, older sis. ...
Posted by Dr. Oldskool on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 01:51:00 PST

Goin' on down to South Park...

Take the quiz: "What South Park Character Are You? !PICTURES!"Stan MarshYour just an average everyday person. Nothing to special here. You have a good head on your shoulders though and sometimes find ...
Posted by Dr. Oldskool on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 11:57:00 PST

Check this out, sons!

OH MY GOD! This is too funny! If you want a good laugh, check out this link: http://starterupsteve.com/flash/html/supersonik.shtml GO ZLAD!...
Posted by Dr. Oldskool on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 09:40:00 PST

From the Mind of Kris Dias

"The butterfly-nature's asshole." This man, my friends, is a genius.
Posted by Dr. Oldskool on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 03:25:00 PST

Orange just so happens to be my favorite color

Your Blog Should Be Orange Your writing has a star quality - it's charming, bold, and flamboyant. You write what's on your mind, without fear of embarrassment later. You are one of the most honest ...
Posted by Dr. Oldskool on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:55:00 PST

Confucius say...

Your Fortune Is Cow with no legs, ground beef. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator...
Posted by Dr. Oldskool on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 08:09:00 PST

ZOMBIES!!!

Official Survivor Congratulations! You scored 82%! Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. ...
Posted by Dr. Oldskool on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 02:40:00 PST

Late night realization.

It's amazing the random thoughts that come to you late at night. It's about 1:30 AM and I just realized something. ............. I like churros. Let me know if you do, too. That is all....
Posted by Dr. Oldskool on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST