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About Me

I recently started a movie company with the geniuses Will Ferrell and Adam Mckay. Then they bring me the hilarious Chris Henchy. We will be making nice movies with the cars blowing up and the ladies being pretty. Everyone will be happy.
as for me, My life was hard in Paraguay. Nothing ever handed to me. I hurt the men who try to hurt my family even when I was a boy. But I always good at kicking football. Then the NFL find me and I make money and come to America. I meet my wife and have kids. Now I have many businesses in Paraguay and in America and in Nigeria and in Russia. One of them is Gary Sanchez Productions . this site is not a joke. i am gary sanchez and i am making movies.
I tell all the ladies: be with a man who is strong but not mean.
I tell all the kids: stay in the schools... THE FOOT FIST WAY TRAILER - restricted red band trailer on FunnyOrDie.com ..

My Interests

I have no "general" interests. I have very specific interests. Interests in making the love to the Catherine Zeta Jones on a platinum motorcycle. Interest in buying an oil field and turning it into my own country. I have a very specific interest in a briefcase with a human foot and a million dollars in bonds in it that disappeared from my jet. I have the interest of spending an hour with a blow torch with the man who took it. I also have interest in beauty. The beauty of a bird fluttering through the air with a rainbow behind it as it lands on a lady's tit.

I'd like to meet:

A man who can best me: either in the sex bed place or with the fighting or with the making the money. I am Gary Sanchez.

manohla dargis. because she recognizes true genius when she sees it. click for her picks for who should be nominated for "best original screenplay" in 2007 from the new york times . a hint: it's talladega nights!

Music:

With the things I have done and seen and the suffering that has crossed my hands I have no time for music. But I do occasionally listen to Helen Reddy

Movies:

I like all movies produced by Gary Sanchez Productions. We make fine movies with cars and people laughing and going into space and things blowing up while the hero walks away without flinching. I like when that happens in a movie. I also love Hope Floats. I cry for days after I see that. I have every copy of that destroyed in Paraguay. That movie was made by the Gods.

Television:

Friends. But only season's 2, 4, 6 and 7. My wife and I often role play Ross and Rachel. She even had the haircut. She also had some elective surgery to help me visualize. I'm a very visual person. I also like "Real People". I learned much of your country from that show.

Books:

My father once told me, the mark of a good man is the library he keeps. I have an impressive library. Many leather bound books. Many historical books of various colors and thickness. And I have a card catalogue. I spend hours in there. Sometimes on the computer buying more books from Amazon or discussing business ventures in hushed tones. One day I would like to house the Gary Sanchez Library. My dad would be proud. Not of the library, but the huge success I am. I think that's the mark of a good man - money and respect.

Heroes:

Heroes? I am Gary Sanchez.

My Blog

FunnyorDie.com Launches!

From The Hollywood ReporterBy Nellie Andreeva and Andrew WallensteinApril 17, 2007Will Ferrell and Adam McKay's Gary Sanchez Prods. is making a big splash on the Internet, partnering with Sequoia Capi...
Posted by Gary Sanchez Productions on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:42:00 PST

will ferrell sings at the movie awards show - back up at ifilm!

UPDATE 3/7/07:ifilm.com has the video! watch will ferrell, jack black, and john c. reilly sing at the oscars before the academy gets to them... he is right. helen mirren is ...
Posted by Gary Sanchez Productions on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:44:00 PST

TMZ.com spies on Will on the set of Semi-Pro

look at the relentless papparazzi, spying on will and fellow 'semi-pro' cast members andy richter and will arnett. heed this warning pappis...do not harm my friend!!click here for the footage: TMZ.com...
Posted by Gary Sanchez Productions on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST

'stranger than fiction' available on dvd

own stranger than fiction' now on dvd! One morning, a seemingly average and generally solitary IRS agent named Harold Crick begins to hear a female voice narrating his every action, thought and feelin...
Posted by Gary Sanchez Productions on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:17:00 PST

'foot fist way' guys: one of variety's 10 comics to watch!

from variety.com Hill, McBride and Best might look like average indie filmmakers: former film school pals with a 2006 Sundance entry, "The Foot Fist Way," and a $70,000 credit card bill.But something...
Posted by Gary Sanchez Productions on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST

'blades of glory' movie in theaters march 30

watch the trailer for 'blades of glory' - a funny movie starring my friend the genius will ferrell. you will be amazed at the grace that ferrell has while skating on the ice. he is like a hairy baller...
Posted by Gary Sanchez Productions on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST

Arnett turning 'Semi-Pro' with Ferrell (Hollywood Reporter)

by Borys KitWill Arnett is reteaming with Will Ferrell by joining the cast of "Semi-Pro," a basketball comedy from New Line. Former New Line exec Kent Alterman is making his directorial debut on the p...
Posted by Gary Sanchez Productions on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:58:00 PST

'talladega nights' nominated for a glaad award

GLAAD ANNOUNCES NOMINEES, SPECIAL HONOREES FOR 18TH ANNUAL GLAAD MEDIA AWARDS Park City, Utah, Sunday, January 21, 2007 The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) announced today at a pr...
Posted by Gary Sanchez Productions on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:46:00 PST

'talladega nights' nominated for a people's choice award

2007 People's Choice Award NomineesFavorite Movie ComedyTalladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky BobbyClickFailure to Launch...
Posted by Gary Sanchez Productions on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:19:00 PST

will ferrell nominated for a golden globe

see entertainment weekly's list of 2007 golden globe nominees. Best Actor in a Motion Picture Musical or ComedySacha Baron Cohen, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation ...
Posted by Gary Sanchez Productions on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:31:00 PST