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About Me

Hmmm...I'll save the humble stuff for later.I am the best Pro-Wrestler in the world! Anybody who tells you otherwise is huffing glue or a bold-faced LIAR! Did you know I once fought a wild bear...it is true! We became good friends afterwards and our story was developed into a hit Broadway musical. I have held many championship belts over the past several years (including several I wore simply to keep my pants from falling). There was one time when I punched a guy in the face so hard...he started talking in Chinese. That is why I call my left hand, "The Translator". By the way, my right hand is called, "Rights McGee".I am now taking my ring experience and putting it to use somewhere useful...in Washington. I, El Toro Gigante, will be your next President of the United States of America. You can all thank me later with your gifts of money and fruit. For now...you just need to spread the word...the word being...that there is a new sheriff in town...and by "sheriff", I mean wrestler...and by "town", I mean presidency...and by "new", I mean...jees, just spread the word to all your friends already.Don't make me have to put you in my famous Sleeper Hold of Death and Despair!!!

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My Blog

big things on the horizon...

yo people of america (yes, even if you didn't vote for me... hey there), i wanted to drop you this quick little "howdy-do" to tell you that big things are in the works. i can't tell you all the detai...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:25:00 GMT

what? i lost...?!

ok... so, obviously i didn't win the presidential election yesterday... i guess knowing wasn't half the battle (thanks a lot, g.i. joe). i'll send out a statement sometime in the near future -- ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:24:00 GMT

my latest ad...

See more funny videos at Funny or Diepass it along.--E.T.G.
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 15:57:00 GMT

campaign of pain ad 9

..>EL TORO WILL NOT BE STOPPED (CAMPAIGN OF PAIN AD 9) on FunnyOrDie.com..>
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 17:59:00 GMT

Theme songs...

Hello... you’re probably wondering what I am going to be talking about...well, here come some words people, so...look out. theme songs. ala...i needs a theme some for my ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:32:00 GMT

saturday mornings...

i don't know about you...but, life on the campaign trail can get pretty rough...especially, if you are a "write-in" presidential candidate with practically no financial backing and 98% non-recognition...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:47:00 GMT

super-duper tuesday!

was a lot of fun to do the "somewhere in vegas" show. you should hit up their myspace page and be sure to tune in. here is the link to the archived show i was on today: GO -- LISTEN -- HEAR EL T...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:56:00 GMT

Tune in to "Somewhere in Vegas" this Tues...

El Toro Gigante here, folks...and news, news, news...Super Tuesday is coming up and blog talk radio show, "Somewhere in Vegas" has decided to see how El Toro Gigante feels about the candidates. Why no...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:30:00 GMT

new ads are up...

you should check them out...especially if you value your life! www.almostdunnproductions.com yours truly, El Toro Gigante
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:29:00 GMT

new year...new promises...

happy new year potential voters!!! well, with the iowa thing all said and done...most of the "candidates" (and i use the term very loosely)...are now on their way to new hampshire...and i, el toro...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:01:00 GMT