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Waughtang

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About Me

I am really, really cool....If i was a South Park character, this is who I'd be...kinda
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I'm sure the survey below will illuminate you further as to who I am.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: SUPERPIMP
Birthday: april 29
Birthplace: Miami
Current Location: Hollywood, California
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: yao ming size
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: pigmy
The Shoes You Wore Today: Diesels
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: snakes..on a plane..on the ground...anywhere
Your Perfect Pizza: Albanos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Thoughts First Waking Up: Will they believe me if i call in sick again?
Your Best Physical Feature: ever see boogie nights?
Your Bedtime:
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: puke
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: water
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Iced Latte'
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: LIKE A SAILOR....OR MY MOTHER
Do you Sing: to my dog
Do you Shower Daily: twice
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there, lecture at one every now and then
Do you want to get Married: if i find the right person
Do you belive in yourself: a little too much
Do you get Motion Sickness: on roller coasters
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm a sexy bitch
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: they're my best friends
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them and miss them here in sunny california
Do you play an Instrument: Kazo, triangle, beat box
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes is an understatement
In the past month have you Smoked: so what if i did
In the past month have you been on Drugs: define the word "been"
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sure
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i hate oreos but i hear i'm an inside out one - whatever that means
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
In the past month have you been Dumped: Let's get this straight... I do the dumping
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Ever been Drunk:
How do you want to Die: during some hot passionate uninhibited sex -poor girl
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A ninja
What country would you most like to Visit:
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bansky, Weird Al Yankovich, Joesph Campbell, Carl Jung, big booty hos, The Beastie Boys, Lou Reed, H.L. Menken, John Lennon, Paul Schrader, Jimmy Stewart, Maureen O'Dowd, Alfred Hitchcock, Taylor Rain, Steven Speilberg, Larry David, Waldorf and Statler (so I can join them up in the balcony), Franklin Roselvelt, Richard LaGravenese, Bill Clinton, Frank Capra, Sam Peckinpah, Steve McQueen, Kurt V, and maybe more than anyone...Danny Ainge.

My Blog

72 VIRGINS

The more I watch president bush talk about how we will instill democracy in the muslim world the more i'm blown away with just how short sighted this hill billy from CT is. Can't we just admit that so...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:15:00 GMT

INTERESTING ARTICLE FROM BBC NEWS

Human species 'may split in two' Humanity may split into an elite and an underclass, says Dr CurryHumanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time as predicted by HG Wells, an expert has...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 23:47:00 GMT

in addition to the last blog entry

the anti-drug campaign people should hire me to make anti-drug commercials.. real anti-drug commercials... I could come on and say this is your brain on drugs - and then flash a photo of me in the lat...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 19:35:00 GMT

antidrug ad

I really think the people who make these anti-drug ads should be people who have at least done a drug once or twice before& Because it's clear they really don't understand the drug users brain at all....
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 12:14:00 GMT

a reflective essay i wrote at 20 and published so long ago

BOXES At 7:45 p.m. I found myself on a shadowy plane in Miami waiting to lift off back to college after delivering my first eulogy. I say first because of the factuality of death and the inevitable f...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 23:08:00 GMT

An article i wrote after the last election

THE CASE AGAINST CONSERVATISMIt was that time again, like some harmonized celestial event, our presidential election, one that was more monumental and important than ever. Every four years we find our...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:41:00 GMT

POEMS EVERYBODY...THE LAD THINKS HE'S A POET.

Here's a few poems i wrote years ago when i thought i was blessed with that malady and a short short. ANGELSBeyond the sales racksof American ChristmasmadnessA choir of voicesStretch proudly through ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:38:00 GMT

Okay scientific community... Stop making shit!

Now, i really do appreciate all the exponential developments in technology over the last ten years or so, but i really think it's time that it all stops for a bit... That's right, scientists, pat your...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:01:00 GMT

random observations after a few glasses of wine

XBOX LIVE - Yep, Marshall Mcluaghin was right..even though i'm sure i spelt his name wrong..... It's a global village with today's technologies, alright...and from what I'm learning, it's a global vil...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 23:22:00 GMT

monday short

Okay, so I finally tried Sudoko.... So...um....This is supposed to be...fun? Thanks but no thanks Japanese, I didn't like math when I had to take it in school and there's no way I'm going to use my fr...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 23:41:00 GMT