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About Me

I'm a book. A random volume, a dusty tome, a published account. I contain all the thoughts and feelings of humanity since the dawn of written language. Remember me?No USB port, no headphone jack, no lithium ion battery (great, now I'm depressed). I can't play videos. I can't make calls to your friends. But there's one of me on almost any subject (yes, even that, you twisted soul!). And if there's not, you could always create one.Reach out! I'd be pleased to be your friend.

My Interests

Teaching, divulging, befriending the lonely. Sitting on shelves is a talent I have, but not something I do for fun. I'd rather be held--wouldn't we all?

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with an open mind.

Movies:

I sometimes do tie-ins with movies.

Television:

::shudder:: See "movies."

Books:

Me and my many unappreciated brethren.

Heroes:

Those who love me. You know who you are--thank you ever so.Those who create me. Holla!