Having a Baby? |
Are you having a baby or is someone you know up the duff? What could make a nicer introduction to this marvellous place that we know as earth than a wonderful birth gift from Quality Portraits? Bottl...
Posted by Quality Portraits on Sat, 19 May 2007 03:25:00 PST |
SPECIAL GIG IN BEXHILL ON SEA - Charlottefield/Trumpy/The Golden Age/Watership Down/Amazing DJs |
That's right ART FANS - LIVE IN the Quality Portraits Stronghold that is BEXHILL-ON-SEA on the 25th of May starting at 7.30pm with the film Watership Down, the BEST gig EVER held in Bexhill will be oc...
Posted by Quality Portraits on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:12:00 PST |
Now you can do BOTH with the Quality Portraits Dildo |
Combine your two favourite pleasures for all time with the unique and special gift that is the Quality Portraits Celebrity Dildo. Made from the finest quality air-drying clay and varnished with varni...
Posted by Quality Portraits on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:57:00 PST |
BORAT - not funny at all...Dedicate your life to ART!! |
1 - Borat is not funny at all, if you think it is funny you must of had your soul sucked out by a lizard man.
2 - Instead of dedicating your life to COCK, dedicate it to ART instead.
Posted by Quality Portraits on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:52:00 PST |
Highly Professional Changes to the Working Week... |
Lizard Moon day 25 Kin 113 Red Solar SkywalkerHigh there Quality Portraits fans!Just to inform you that the Quality Portraits team are now switching over to using the Mayan Tzolkin instead of the Greg...
Posted by Quality Portraits on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 07:53:00 PST |
CHANNEL FOUR! |
Stealing all of our ideas again! The Face man is too good for EFFIN Big Brother you damn fools! Us true A-Team fans may just strike the BB house and rescue him! He is going to destroy you suckers, you...
Posted by Quality Portraits on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:46:00 PST |
The A-Team... |
Orders being taken now. If you would like a Quality Portrait of the A-Team - one or all we will put it on any printable surface. Let us know.Furthermore, QP are a little bit like the A-Team, if you've...
Posted by Quality Portraits on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 06:00:00 PST |
Wednesday Night HIGHLY exclusive PARTY at The Pelicrocco Hotel... |
That's right extremely professional art fans! We are having ahighly professional fun party at the Pelirocco on Wednesday night. There are incredibly delicious Quality Portrait themed cocktails - ever ...
Posted by Quality Portraits on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:42:00 PST |
New Items in the Quality Portraits Winter Gift Collection >> Victor Meldrew Espresso Cups |
We are pleased to announced some beautiful and of course highly professional editions to the Quality Portraits Winter Gift Collection...Coming soon...The 'Victor Meldrew' espresso cup and saucer. THAT...
Posted by Quality Portraits on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 03:51:00 PST |
TONIGHT at THE HOPE>> Quality!!! ALL ROUND |
Come on now, stub that Craven 'A' out, brush down your Barney Rubble stonewash denims, turn off Noel's House Party, poke your arms through the holes of your reversible 101 Dalmations jean jacket, pul...
Posted by Quality Portraits on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:48:00 PST |
