radio four, tea, fake blood, bears, napping, john darnielle's inter-song banter, staring absent-mindedly into the abyss, and:
animals in baskets, bad posture, bill murray, bompalomp, bosch, car boot sales, collars, cramp, darkened underpasses, dave the machine, david shrigley, dirty shoes, dorte, double decker buses, falling down, frank spencer, george orwell, girls in surgical masks, hairclips, internet creepdom, john hinde, kebabs, knitting patterns, nuclear warfare, old toys, paruresis, popjustice, pornography, postcards, robots, rust, stupid animals, swedish pop, trench warfare, true life magazines, turkish delight, ukuleles, wes anderson, william eggleston, windolene, hard toothbrushes, WD40, cutting myself shaving, dancing like an idiot, the cold, brighton, charity shops, beans on toast, funny dogs, photography, books, taxidermy, drum machines, the isle of wight, richard kern, the longevity of my shoes, DIY, lists, marine patrol 3000, leering, bokeh, shirts, tshirts, the hope of being able to grow a beard one day, morris dancing, dougal dixon, duct tape, sash windows, doctor proctor's animal jamboree, helping bombardiers, keith trampleasure, cutting my own hair, x-rays, sleeping fully clothed, putting up shelves, poaching eggs, london road, wrong food, dancing bears, radio alarm clocks, milk chews, spice nutriment, miss hoover, typing with gloves on, kilgore trout, breakbite, playgrounds, walking turtles around the streets of brighton, bolting my food, moral fibre, project plowshare, fan art, surfing dogs, flim-flams, hippy-baiting, cheap meat, warhead off flickr, thick socks, phoebe cates clutching a mogwai against her chest, plastic animal masks, liquid latex, baking bread, venomous shrews, henry root, queen medleys, diagrams, howard goodall, giant squids, island gigantism, portmanteaux, speed-dating, tip-exx mice
the renegade master. people with dogs. people with bears.
the mountain goats, microphones/mount eerie, mirah, low, the blow, jonathan richman, casiotone for the painfully alone, richard x, abba, animal collective, the many faces of stephin merritt, queen, shellac, sparks, various breakcore chumps, lightning bolt, woody guthrie, dfa cowbell nonsense, girls aloud, deerhoof, clowncore, extratone, pukelele, the meatles, daniel taylor and the crazy changes, the hospital bombers, larry david and the hipsters, swimming with dolphins, gershon kingsley, clitorectomy, pals of adolf.
http://www.last.fm/user/bumpoowilly
ass-blasters.
i only read things that might impress girls.
frank cauldhame, kikunae ikeda, j.h. wingfield, momofuku ando, barbara blackburn.