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Shiny

uncle_moc

About Me

As pure as a tube of whitening toothpaste and twice as minty. That's minty in the Eastenders sense of the word, that is. Confidence trickster and paparazzi. Twirling a glue-gun in my left hand. Pen's parade of dwarves. More glassy eyed than the Chancellor of the Exchequer. Sitting on a mountain of shoes.

My Interests

Codding on, Jerry Fodor, Ale, Cups of Tea, Glue Guns, Neighbours, Feeding the ducks, Pomeranians in Baskets, Dave the Machine, Cults of Celebrity, Arthritic Finger Snapping, Cigarettes, Gin and Tonic, Footwear, Footwear Designing, Death Prod, Shirts, Phone Mast Dave, Eye Damage, Trouting Out, Walks in the Countryside, Red Wine, Lying, True Life Magazines, Pipes, Cigars, The Woodcraft Folk, Paisley, T. S. Eliot, Making Bread, Citrus Fruits, Noodles, St. Albans, Glass Eyes, Po-mo Bo-ho's, Cider, Growing Things, Taxidermy, Salt, Butter, Cleft Palates, Brighton, The St. Albans Eating Disorder Choir, Politics, Bad Photography, Keith Trampleasure, Hare Lip, Death Train, Fish, Whisky, Music Festivals, ADHD, Consonants, Poetry Night, White Noise, Cress, Gossip, Coffee, Rednecks, Hot Pies, accidentally offending poets, Glue Guns, pints of ale, Tents, cherry flavoured things, Seagulls, wearing a Beard of Bees, really hot tea, Tapirs, growing comedy facial hair, Crossbreeds, Wolphins, Bagpipes, Umbrellas, Cuttlefish, Marine Patrol 3000, Trangia, Ky Tung Pang, Gordon Brown's Family, the Anne Frank and Salman Rushdie and Tom Waits conspiracy theory, Chin Slamming, Nostalgia, Beekeeping, Bees, Bird of Prey costumes, After Man, Slide Whistle, Barbeque Boy, The Word List, Londis, Fireworks, 1997, Double Headed Axe, The Kibbo Kift, A Pie Culture, Blue Cheese, Half Breeds, Echidna, Big flat chopsticks that are a bit like a spoon, Barry Bulsara, Foxy, Narwhals

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to get the residents of Bath to do a little write up on their favourite cuts of meat from the butchers in order to make an illustrated book.

Music:

The Crocketts, Mudhoney, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, Pulp, Dave Swann, Bobby D, Can't Snorkel, DJ Tea and MC Cake, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, KULA SHAKER, Doctor Lucid and the Bad Jive Orchestra, David Bowie, Tweemo, Breakcore, Mayhem, Burzum, The Armoured Core, They Might Be Giants, Hole, Nutriment Milk Hotel, Unbalanced Grass, Riot Grrrl, The Pixies, Laibach, REM, The Moog Cookbook, "Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac, Rammstein, Barry Adamson, Sikth, The Moldy Peaches, cLOUdEaD, Michael J Fox, The Jehovas Witness Pixies Covers Band, Rage Against The Machine, Blur, Crip-hop, "One Good Reason", Ultraviolence, Strapping Young Lad, Happy Hardcore, Zimmers Hole, Radiohead, Barbers Shop Quartet, Space, Big Longy and the Seven Dead Women, Nicky P and the Dark Horses, Sparks, Talking Heads

Movies:

Wayne's World, Death Train, Withnail and I, Death Train, Death Train, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Beavis and Butthead Do America, A Fish Called Wanda, Death Train, Dazed and Confused, Wayne's World, Death Train, The People Under the Stairs, Death Train, Death Train

Television:

Neighbours

Books:

Julian Barnes, T. S. Eliot, Philip Larkin, Umberto Eco, Virginia Woolf, S. T. C., Aldous Huxley, D. H. Lawrence, Jospeh Heller, William Golding, Deleuze and Guatarri, Katherine Mansfield, Seamus Heaney, Iain Banks, Elizabeth Bowen, EAP, Ford Madox Ford, Shakespeare, Tom Stoppard, Edward Albee, Peter Shaffer, Kurt Vonnegut, Judy Blume, Freud, E.M. Forster, "The Mersey Sound", Kafka, Arthur Conan Doyle, short stories, Henry Root, The Cold War, Screenplay, Jaws, Jurassic Park, books about animals,

Heroes:

Yossarian, Freddie Mercury, Lyn Scully

My Blog

Sad tale, with happy ending

I once bought a cat for the sole purpose of seducing a girl. After she ditched me, I cut off one of its legs, and seduced a different girl with a disabled-cat-fetish....
Posted by Shiny on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:03:00 PST