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I am a bicycle thief living in Brighton, England, im a long way from home rightnow, i smile millions, i dont like cars yet,my ears drive me barmy, i like to have more roast potatoes on my sunday dinner thaneverybody else, i want somebody to teach me how to sing properly, my mam moved out when i was 10, it was 1984, sheis a benevolant matriach which is a great thing to be, i am a buckfastinterventionist, i likepopping wheelies loads, i think that words can be morefun than meanings, im only wee, i need to practice more, i think that conflict andwars are often inevitable, but slavery and prostitution ar'nt, so they make my blood boil, ifell on the bonfire when i was 10, when the scars faded away i wanted them back,norman tebbit said that i should get on my bike and i did, i like the taste offrozen peas, i dont care for toleration, if its good promote it, if it isnt then stamp it out, ilike numbers, shapes and pattens, relationships are strange, reiki makes me giggle alot, i wish i coulddance all nice, i hope to marry my girl one day, i dont think that everything is a cycle, i think its important that ithink that i am honourable, my fags are massive, i think that boring people should try harder, i get stys when im rundown, i spoonerism phrases in my head alot, unlike Ted Rodgers and Terry Butcher, i am working on randomness in a big way right now, i dontlike star wars, i like neutronstars, i say goodbye topeople too quickly, humans laugh at my accent, i am good atcatching things, i say " fuck you mr bond ! " alot, some animals dont understand me when i try to communicate with them, i label people and genralise for fun, i just smile at people who say "i dont care what people think of me ", i waddle a bit when i walk, i was born in the lake district with stumpy legs, m theory is aheap of shit, i love my mam more every day, i tend to cheat in arguments and debates, im a bitchocolaty, but i wont turn your milk brown, i love eyebrows, i say "eyebrows tellyou alot about a girl, i thinkthat the word unemployed sounds negative, i like cooking on open fires and living in hedges, "thescientific method will never be forgotten" is one my few negative beliefs, "lovehurts" is another, i think that people without a sense of scale are so much fun, ilive in a room above the surface, i have 2! favorite numbers, i would like to know your ftp details, iscaled hellvelin when i was 4, i think that pain killers are an acceptable use oftechnology, i dont wish that i was somebody else, my socks rub the hairs off my ankles, a childhood accidentleft one of my testicles elongated, thats not true though, myfather often told me to keep my nose clean, i lost everything i owned once when iaccidentally burned my caravan down, i think that humans need aliens more than they need each other, i think thatthe best time to tax rich people is when they are dead, putting badges on my bag wouldnt project my personality very well, so i dont, i collect useless things and friends, i cant do itunless i do it in the correct order, i think that first there was the monad, i tell my pals that they are good irrespectively, mrs thatcher introduced the poll tax the week i left school, i likethe fact that usless things can be efficient, i like blackholes, thats not rude, i think thathumans could cooperate a bit more than they do right now, i like slapstick, i like learning old things in new ways, i think addictions arecheeky and therefore funny, it only takes one me to change a lightbulb, there is no authority but yourself, border collies are my favorite creatures, for me relativity beats revelation, i dont encourage drug use, i would putstargazers before sunreaders, ithink that some humans could benefit from doing passion with each other ondangerous drugs, people think that im often rude and insensitive, im sensitive, bullys dont bully me, party politics is the best spectator sport that ive found, darwin and newton satisfy memost days. i love my charley, i like kicks, i look for fibonacci numbers in my food, i am hoping to become avegetarian very soon, i would like to write a book, make a record and discover a law, amature philosophers cheer me up no end, correct spelling, punctuation and grammar are a class barrier that i cannot cross, i now wonder if everything is scaleable, i am a serial troutian publisher, strive to survive causing the least suffering as possible haunts me, my dad was a pugalist when i was concieved, my pal says - eyes of a hawk - knob of butter, if i can laugh or smile i will, i do not have ocd but i would feel more comfotable if my myspace profile stayed orderly and tidy, i dont think that mustard gas and roses would smell very nice together, i still play with fire, im not sore but i think that laughter is the best medicine.