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About Me

Bark is the UK's premier pamphlet. Bark appears infrequently, when you most need it, the arrows in your quiver as you battle with the twits. A cover price of £1.25 enables us to keep our biscuit choices open as we craft. Would you begrudge us a better quality dunk? If you fancy a portion, send us a message and we'll see you right. Bark pamphlet through your postbox. That's real nifty, Sport!

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My Blog

Issue 6 - Out Now

Hello Pamphlet Fans!Drop us a message QUICK if you'd like a copy of Issue 6 pre-Christmas. Better than any other present you'll give this year*.   * Apart from Lego  
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:55:00 GMT

Six of the best

Hullo, unfashionable Myspace stalwarts!The Bark team gathers this very evening for an Issue 6 honing session and, once again, the hands of time tick around to pamphlet-o'clock.We have identified ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:37:00 GMT

Important questions du jour

Does Usain Bolt tuck it into his sock?*Nicely!*his medal    
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:52:00 GMT

Pick a card, any card...

...chances are it'll cost you the best part of three quid!  Ooof, the price of cards today, eh? You what? Pamphlets on the other hand - more than reasonably priced.To summarise - Greetings cards,...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:19:00 GMT

Issue 5 - hiatus (short)

Slight cock up re the printing of Issue 5.Fear not - we're talking days not decades.Thanks to those that have sent their £1.25.  Magnificent examples.Right-ho!    
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:29:00 GMT

Issue 5 - bloomin’ close!

We're nearly there!Those of you requiring a copy would do well to drop us a line - and sharpish.An exciting new price of £1.25 should leave you all oh-so-satisfied. So much better than 'free', don't y...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:47:00 GMT

Jeremy Paxman’s undercrackers

The long-faced Paxman has been in the press complaining about M&S underwear. "They don't provide enough support" he grumbled. Our advice? Next time, Jeremy, try the men's section.   Ni...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:48:00 GMT

Bubye Christmas Bonus Issue

No - actually a blessed relief that our target of 200 friends by December has been missed by such a wide, wide margin. Nowhere near it. Miles off. Really, no matter. A Christmas bonus issue would have...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:13:00 GMT

Bark Christmas challenge!

Dear pamphlet fans,How's this for a proposition? If, between you, you can bring enough new friend requests to tip us over the 200 friends mark before December 1st, we'll put a little Christmas surpris...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:32:00 GMT

Issue 4 - Details - Haywards Heath

Important announcement. Bark Issue 4 is imminent. For residents of Haywards Heath, the cost will be an extremely reasonable £1.29 Rest assured, Bark remains FREE OF CHARGE for all other...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:01:00 GMT