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Gay Stormtrooper (IB-429)

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About Me

I'm the only gay stormtrooper in the whole Imperial forces. It can be such a drag sometimes, especially when it comes to meeting other gay people! That's why I got a MySpace, so I can meet all sorts of fabulous dreamy dudes! I really enjoy doing all kinds of gay things, like going to dance clubs and buying shoes! If you're ever in my sector, stop on by and I can give you a fabulous makeover! None of my fellow Stormtrooper brothers ever let me so much as cut their hair, so it would be my pleasure.Anyone need help with their Russian? Check out this link .
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You Are A Margarita Martini
You are a full on partier, with a good deal of sass and spunk.
You're always friendly and welcoming - and very tolerant of obnoxious drunks.
You should never: Drink and dance. The pictures will be everywhere the next morning!
Your ideal party: Is loud, with good music and fun drinking games.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Dirty Martini personality
Your drinking rivals: Those with a Classic Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?
Your Stripper Song Is
I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred
"And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing"
Yes, you're super sexy. But you never yourself too seriously! What Song Should You Strip To?
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...

Are You a Good Girl?

MY RESULT: Totally Rotten Girl


We hope you like lumps of coal, ‘cause at this rate, you’re never gonna get on Santa’s good side.
Proud of being a rotten girl? Strut all you want, but you have no idea how hard it can be to have a bad reputation. Like, imagine scoring the hottest guy in school, and the next thing you know, there are lewd photos of you posted all around the school.
Sound enticing? You’ve got to check out this fall’s hottest novel, Good Girls. It’s all about a good girl whose reputation is in danger after she gets into some, uh, compromising situations with her hottie boyfriend.
Be a good girl and read more here!

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The ULTIMATE MySpace Quiz!

Your A MySpace Trophy Friend!
Your friends list is a way to boost your flagging ego you're the kind of person who will go broke to keep up appearances even though you max your credit card out to dress in splender while your bills go unpaid and your fridge is bare! It's a waste of time really since people can see you for the brain dead monkey that you really are! Forget your virtual friends who don't give a flying toss about you...go out there in the real world and stop being so freakin' superficial!

My Interests

Unicorns and daisies and rainbows and hot man-dancers!
Your 80s Heartthrob Is
Kirk Cameron Who's Your 80's Heartthrob?
Your Passion is Red!
You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination.
You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks!
With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new.
You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red! What Color is Your Passion?
You Are Probably Not Pregnant
It seems like you're in the clear, but you should really take a test to be sure. Are You Pregnant?This quiz is not medical advice and should not be used as a substitute for consulting a medical professional. If you think you might be pregnant, please see a doctor and get real advice from them. This quiz, like all content on Blogthings sites, is for entertainment purposes only.
You Are A Woman!
Congratulations, you've made it to adulthood.
You're emotionally mature, responsible, and unlikely to act out.
You accept that life is hard - and do your best to keep things upbeat.
This makes you the perfect girlfriend... or even wife! Are You A Girl Or a Woman?

I'd like to meet:

People who enjoy doing all kinds of fabulous things!

Music:

Sometimes I call Barbra Streisand Fabs instead of Babs, because thats what she is--Fabs!

Movies:

To Wong Foo was an absolutely fabulous movie! The Swayze looked so hot all gussied up!

Television:

Queer as Folk is #1, and passions. Logo on demand keeps me awake all night sometimes...Hal Sparks is a doll!

Books:

The World of Normal Boys by K. M. Soehnlein

Heroes:

Truman Capote and Oscar Wilde
Stephen Colbert killed all the gay clones! Thankfully, I was in Puerto Rico (a Puerto Rican?) at the time! Spring Break!