roland

im a shiny black man that was burnt up in someone's chimney during a burglary session 9 years ago. luckily, for me, i still have my teeth, gums, and luscious lips. i am a true ladies man and continue my burglaries, only now, i just break the door down of the residence i enter, and usually they just scream and run. this gives me a better look at what i want to take. i can browse around a little bit before i pick and choose what will become mine. basically, i just drive right up in the person's driveway and take a ram to the door. wether i wake anyone up or not doesn't really matter to me, cuz like i said, their usually scared of me. i even walk non-schalantly up stairs, hands on the rails with a beautiful smile on my look-see. when im not workin, im bustin bottles..its my game. dis what i do. snap. b/t/w/.....i have an origanal pic of me just burnt up w/no clothes on. just my face and beautiful bod that you can see in some pictures of mine that i have deleted fer security reasons. TO ALL MY GUESTS: I LOVE YOU!.....as long as you at least like ta bust bottles...