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Bong, James Bong

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

.. I was born a poor black child. I won't wear a pink shirt or my cap sideways. I won't be a club'n, cubicle workn, mangina growing, lower or raised car driving, martini drinking or peirced kind of guy. I try to keep the list to under 100 so if I have over 100 and your the kind of "friend" that promotes too much or never writes back, I'll delete you and laugh wickedly to myself then bite my toasted sandwhich. I've been to about 10 of our states, once lived in Lake of the Ozarks, visited Amsterdam, Mexico, Canada, Guatamala and bfe. YES I do have a prescription for it! . "

My Interests

Poker, driving fast, Joshua Tree, Kern River, laughing, working out, 420, phone photography, mmmmm crispy cream, cold beer, Vodka, fetch with Dante.

I'd like to meet:

Tila T, the bearded fellow with the Bud tall cans, your daddy, your mama, your bald headed grannie, Tom, Dick Harry, Joe Shmo, John/Jane Doe, the Boogey Man, the Ghost Of Tom Joad, Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater, The Man with 1 red shoe, Uncle Fucker, The one eyed King, The burning Man, the guys that stole my credit card number, broke into my car and stole my baggie, Jack Box, Bart Simpson, a pirate with a peg leg or hook for a hand and a parot, Buddah or Jabba The Hutt when they were skinny, Frances Bean Cobain, Bloody Mary, Mary Jane, my next wife. The others in my friends list whom I dont know.

Music:

The Doors, Metallica, STP, Radio Head, Muse, Bjork, DM, Green Day, NIN, Korn, Led Zeplin, Cypris Hill, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Beastie Boys, RATM, Agent A, Audioslave, White Stripes, classical, jazz, ok this is taking way too long and I have stuff to load so........I like all except: mexican accordian music, country, gangsta rap(except old school RunDMC, NWA, etc.)

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2. Napoleon Dynamite blah blah yada yack etc. 80's party as Spicoli

Television:

Dexter, Heros, LOST, Big Love, Sapranos, Southpark, Simpsons, Family Guy, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Dave Chappel Show, Talk Soup, Andy Milanakus, Scrubs, Sarah Silverman Show, Monty Python's FC, Robot Chicken, Conana O'Brian, SNL, 30 Rock, Studio 60, The Office, My name is Earl, Ali G, Wonder Showzen, Family guy, Futurama, ...basicaly any good comedy. Tennis Anyone?

Books:

JMorrison- I used to read all the time Village Voice writer- what happened? JMorisson- Life got too interesting

Heroes:

Jerry Sienfield, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Jimbo The 305

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Work out tip

Do not use the squat leg press if you have keys and a phone in the same pocket which your wiener leans on. ...
Posted by Bong, James Bong on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 03:10:00 PST

Completely wash your hands!!

I've noticed then when I'm in public bathrooms that men will use the toilet/urinal then ALWAYS do one of the 4 following things.. 1. wash hands 2. not wash hands 3. run water on hands and dr...
Posted by Bong, James Bong on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

Inland Invasion

Saturday morning I got a call telling me my friend Joey had an extra 30 tickets for the Inland Invasion (you could of gone!)concert with Guns N' Roses, Alice n Chains, Muse, Papa Roach, Aven...
Posted by Bong, James Bong on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:45:00 PST

Father's Day!!!

A few people have asked me what exciting things I did Yesterday. Well hold on to your socks and get ready to put me on your top 8!! I woke up and swept the floor THEN (get this!) I swept the floo...
Posted by Bong, James Bong on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:46:00 PST

Myspace scams/viruses/hoaxes warnings

Myspace scams Body: As you may know, there is a lot of hacking and spam going around myspace lately. there's no need to panic, but it's become increasingly important to stay informed. here are som...
Posted by Bong, James Bong on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 04:47:00 PST

A LOST theory

The girlfriend of Desmond is rich and promised she'd wait for him and he promised he'd return after the boat race so I think she hired the russian guys to sit and wait for a magnetic anomaly (at the N...
Posted by Bong, James Bong on Fri, 26 May 2006 03:21:00 PST

AC

When winter ended and the heat began i turned on my AC to discover its no longer working! Now i untuck my shirt from the seatbelt, roll down the window, stick my cupped hand out and guide the wind dow...
Posted by Bong, James Bong on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

chain letters

i copied this from some guys bulletin.... Chain Letters I used to point to televangelists and the people who believe them and send them money as the example of the human potential for stupidity....
Posted by Bong, James Bong on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2 degrees of Angelina Jolie

I kissed a girl that kissed Billy Bob who kissed Angelina Jolie......... all over! That girl also kised my ex almost g/f. so does that count as a 4some with all those girls?EWWWWWWWWWW and Bily Bob...
Posted by Bong, James Bong on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST