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Aisa- I am the girl that you never had.....

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Sun Sign: Taurus
Sun 14° Taurus 50' Taurus Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Capricorn
Moon 29° Capricorn 35' Capricorn Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Aquarius
Ascendant 7° Aquarius 59' Aquarius Horoscope
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Well I'm not really 100 but I love to lie about my age. I have to in order to be in this business. My Hollywood age range is 20-24. I can only say that I am over 24 (I can drink) and that seems like too much info so don't ask me anymore. You want to know more about the Kid huh? Well there is much to say. I don't really know where to start. I was Born in a Hospital in the city of Paterson in New Jersey to a chic that looks alot like me and this dude that I don't even resemble slightly. Hmmmm.....What's that about? Just kidding. More recently I came to Cali a couple of years back and it still leaves much to be desired as far as I am concerned. I am supposed to be working on an acting career but I have been b.s.-ing alot. I am now SAG Eligible. Yeah for me!!!!! Actually now I'm a must join. If you didn't check out the show I was a part of in April (it was in Milwaukee so I know you didn't make it) there may be more coming. Not sure yet though. I now need an agent to get some better quality work. Wish me luck!!!!! It can get boring but I fill my time with drinking and swordfighting. LMAO. (NOT REALLY). I do the drinking and a little bit of everything else. Promotions is what I am focusing on right now. A few other business ventures but I am all over the place so it has to be worked out. Now as far as the myspace fellas; I am OVER men...especially myspace men. I don't give out my AIM or yahoo messenger sn's anymore because people stalk me- waiting for me to get .. and then hogging my .. time with petty conversation about how I should be with them and how they will be better than all my ex's. Whatever!!! I AM NOT INTERESTED IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE. Don't ask, and don't try to sneak it up on me. I am on to you. I am ONLY looking for friends, unless I let you know otherwise. I'm not shy, I'll hit on ya if I want you. Please don't hound me for my number or get all X-rated when talking to me. I am not desperate or horny; and if I was, I could just get what I want. I don't have to bother my fellow Myspacians when I could walk outside and meet someone in real life. I don't need the hassle. By the way, if you are RACIST or a crazy ass hater don't bother talking to me. I don't need any ASSHOLE(s) calling me names because he can't have sex with me or doesn't know how to talk to and/or respect a woman. In simple terms DON'T BE A PSYCHOTIC STALKER. Just be my cool ass friend OR help me with networking for my career. It is sad that I had to add this crap but there are some dillusional butt-wipes out there. So What have we learned here?
1. Don't ask me my age. None of your business.
2. Don't ask for my aim or messenger screen names
3. Don't try to get with me.
4. Don't try to get my number.
5. Don't be racist, even towards other races than mine. (Not Cool)
6. Don't stalk me. I get enough of that.
7. Don't be an asshole with misogynistic over/under tones. I hate men that try to bully women for kicks. (believe me it already happened)
[The latter 3 will get you blocked.]
For my cool friends I love you guys immensely and intensely. Here's to hoping we stay friends

My Interests

I don't know what I'm interested in for the moment. I guess healthy things. I don't do them but they do interest me sometimes. Seriously though, I am interested in my acting career and I need to get moving with the whole thing. I should also be doing some writing. I have been told that I should write a one woman show. It's not that easy. I will more than likely ask my roommate for help with it. I pray it's worth the effort. Also I'm completely obsessed with astrology and birth charts.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet some cool Non-needy people . I am from the East Coast originally and I am looking for something new and different. I don't really like thugs, losers, psychos, CONTROL FREAKS, Niggas', Wiggas, cheapskates, drug addicts, (non-violent alcoholics are fine with me) liars, thieves and I detest cheaters. I am also NOT interested in men who are not successful or at least trying to be so. I have been dating White Men exclusively for a couple of years. I have been with all the races and settled there; although Black men had gotten first dibs in previous years. Things changed. I am interested in meeting women to hang out with too. It is hard to meet girls because they don't walk up and flirt with me like men do. I want female friends that are not needy or weird. I am weird enough already. Also be easy on the eye. I am completely superficial and if you are ugly then I have to be the pretty girl in the group all the time. I gotta tell you it starts to wear you down. As a matter of fact I just got rid of my female friend that I actually hung out with. (she was REALLY weird and needy and crazy and drug addicty- you get the picture) I need more.
I like to hang out sometimes too. I am attempting to be obsessed with my career now. I am going to live and breathe acting-SOON. LOL.Oh and I'd really like to meet Prince and Brad Pitt. I would do them so NASTY..... and I'm not even a sexual being. HaHa.


Your Birthdate: May 5
You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.
Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy.
Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas.
Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges.

Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower

Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom

Your power color: Tangerine

Your power symbol: Ace

Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
TAURUS MATE

Your lover must approach you properly in order to win your heart. You love good cooking and fine wine. The way to your heart is definitely through your stomach. You are turned off by individuals who exaggerate or color the truth. You like to be admired and will respond if your lover is encouraging. Your connection to someone born under the same sign as yourself or one of the remaining eleven signs is as follows.

TAURUS & ARIES: This union is better as a hot passionate affair. Your possessiveness will cramp the Aries free-loving nature.

TAURUS & TAURUS: Not bad sexually, however this union is somewhat dull in other areas of life. You will have a tendency to grow fat together. Visualize two couch potatoes eating in front of the television.

TAURUS & GEMINI: Gemini's lack of respect for possessions and stability will drive you up a wall. You aren't spontaneous enough for the versatile Twin. Not really a likely combination.

TAURUS & CANCER: Good partnership. You will enhance one another. You offer the Crab the necessary security and in return you receive the affection and loyalty you desire.

TAURUS & LEO: This is not only an unlikely connection but one that is built on deception. If your financial position is good you will attract the Lion however, this partner will want the freedom to roam.

TAURUS & VIRGO: Problems usually arise in the bedroom, however in all other areas you and your Virgoan will do remarkably well. You are both practical and hard working.

TAURUS & LIBRA: Compromise is necessity if you want this union to work. Your Libran mate will be far too indecisive for you and you lack the sophistication that the Scales demand in a partner.

TAURUS & SCORPIO: Polarity attraction, sexually dynamic, however you are both fixed signs that can cause difficulties. Your stubbornness and the Scorpions jealousy will result in a no win situation.

TAURUS & SAGITTARIUS: This combo is better left as friends. The archer likes to gamble, free-spirited and taking each day as it comes. You on the other hand could never live without routine and would frown up the Sagittarians irresponsibility.

TAURUS & CAPRICORN: This is not a bad alliance as you both have the same interests where money, possessions and security are concerned. The biggest drawback is the old 'all work and no play' syndrome.

TAURUS & AQUARIUS: You are both fixed signs with a totally different concept of life. The water-bearer is too much of a loner and you always want to own or possess your partner.

TAURUS & PISCES: This combination can work, however the Fish lack practicality which can be a deterrent for you. On the other hand your Pisces mate may leave if you become too domineering.


Music:

I listen to a great deal of R&B. I am pleased to hear any soul sucking song but I have a real thing for old school R&B and 70's, 80's POP. I know it's dorky but I don't care. I'm still cool. Oh yeah, if I am sipping on the sauce you might even find out my secret.....I dig disco Music. I was trying to get back into rap because I think I lost it. We'll see.

Movies:

I love Purple Rain, because I LOVE Prince. (My old roommate got me the 20th Anniversary Edition for Christmas). I could watch Joe Dirt everyday. It is so stupid. I really love Pretty Woman too. You should check out "Imitation of Life" if you can. There are two versions. I saw the second. It's really old but WOW. That is a f*%$.ing movie for your ass. Pretty Woman, Fight Club, School Daze, Grease I & II, Cooley High, Waiting to Exhale, Uptown Girls, The Wiz, The wizard of OZ, anything with Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Cameron Diaz or Charlize Theron. Also anything with ANGELA BASSETT. Pootie Tang (long story), My favorite movie growing up was Mary Poppins; and why not? She is practically perfect in every way (Much like myself). My mother made us watch a lot of old movies so that we would be well rounded and be able to converse in situations where it would be feasible. My mother also made us watch alot of Westside Story so I know alot of the songs.................."What kind of girl would kill her brother?"..............................

Television:

I love Will and Grace. Tons of other favorites too which include but are not limited to America's Next Top Model, Sex & the City, Seinfeld, Frasier, Friends, Girlfriends, WWE Smackdown, One on one, Everybody loves Raymond, Will & Grace, Family Guy, Married with Children, Good times, Sanford and Son, lots of Oldies (I love TV Land) Just Shoot me, Jay Leno and of course Conan O' Brien. That guy is so funny for me.

Books:

Really dig "Milk in My Coffee" and I love astrology books. Yes I am one of those people. "Sexy Bitch's guide to doing it, getting it and giving it", "I wish I never met you", Flyy Girl.

Heroes:

God & Jesus & stuff. After that nobody does it for me but ME. Vanity. Its what I'm serving. LOL.

My Blog

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Well folks I gotta tell you that the Laugh Factory rocks for the Holidays. My friend called me the day before Christmas and told me that she was going to be feeding the homeless on Christmas...
Posted by Aisa- I am the girl that you never had..... on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:21:00 PST

My Birth chart reading.

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