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coye

fade away... and brachiate

About Me

i am the tall man on the crowded train platform or street corner that every lost tourist or citizen feels they will get the best directions from... never realizing that i am somewhat lost myself. automatic doors never seem to function for me. i am the kind of guy who will get a $50 speeding ticket for riding my bike too fast on the bike path while wearing a hello kitty knapsack. one of my short term goals is to learn to walk on my hands.

My Interests

goober-grape sandwiches, bratz boyz, taking pictures, fiddle faddle, mutilating cabbage patch kids, halloween, watching cartoons, living dead dolls, sanrio characters, the weekly world news, chrome silver nail polish, domokun, action figures, sega genesis, sleeping late, pancakes... PANCAKES!!!!

I'd like to meet:

if you want me to be your online friend, thanks to all the pron spammers you will have to message me first... thanks to all the big-tittied, half-nekkid ladies that have been spamming me lately...besides that, i wanna meet john waters, david lynch, clive barker, matt groening, gennedy tartakovsky, sir ian mckellan, annnnnd hmmmm...diane lane (don't ask) terri nunn, john crawford, andrew eldritch

Music:

the millions, placebo, depeche mode, vnv nation, clan of xymox, the epoxies, lisa gerrard, anything box, shonen knife, gossip, duran, damned, morrissey, sleater kinney, tom petty, def leppard, abc, manplanet, portishead, thompson twins, the krinkles, adult, camouflage, the killers, bananarama, berlin, the swingers (see below) .. ..

Movies:

dolls, breaking glass, empire strikes back, barbarella, escape from ny, heathers, friday 13th, final destination, dune, polyester, hedwig, starship troopers, johnny mnemonic, lost boys, faster pussycat kill kill, ladies&gentlemen:the fabulous stains
.. and starstruck... ..

Television:

most of the newer TV is crap, but this is what ido watch if i can get near a working tv... Amazing Race, Battle of the Network Stars, Circus of the Stars, DS9, Dr. Who, Dynasty, Mary Hartman... Mary Hartman,Buffy, La Guerra de los Sexos, Teen Titans, Family Guy, Solid Gold, Survivor, Torchwood and i love commercials from the 80's

Books:

interview with a vampire, queen of the damned, on the road, learn german in 10 minutes a day, learn italian in 10 minutes a day

Heroes:

firefighters, members of the police force and school teachers everywhere, my parents and all parents who treat their kids well. and crispin hellion glover...

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My Blog

the melting pot...

after closing my email via yahoo this afternoon... i clicked on a link which took me to a story with this headline... Mildred Loving, matriarch of interracial m...
Posted by coye on Tue, 06 May 2008 04:49:00 PST

dumbass...

i'm pulling this tidbit from the new york post, it contains quotes from joan collins, yes, THEEE joan collins. ******************************************April 15, 2008 -- JOAN Collins says we're turni...
Posted by coye on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:22:00 PST

when the sun shines, we shine together...

i can’t get enough of this song.i saw the video in the airport in prague. later found it n youtube... and JUST the other day found a downlaod of the music. YEAH!!!funny thing is, i couldn’...
Posted by coye on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:58:00 PST

our eyes are open when it suits us to see...

so... the other day onmy way to the metra platform, i witnessed first-hand, just how much humanity can suck.the metra platform is elevated over a busy street and the tracks are flanked by 2 one-way st...
Posted by coye on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:27:00 PST

the spice must flow...

i remember dancing my ass off to this tune back in the 90’s. who’d have thunk i was dancing THE WRONG WAY to it all these years. ...
Posted by coye on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:21:00 PST

yikes!!!

am i the only one disturbed by the crazy muscle development on the chest of the guy in the left of this ad... just wondering.i mean, i'm all for a little skin & some muscletoned bods, but this jus...
Posted by coye on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:38:00 PST

holy happenings...

so, i totally spaced that today was ash wednesday until this giant of a man with this ashy smudge on his forehead walked thru the crowd to get off the train at the metra station today. it didn't strik...
Posted by coye on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:30:00 PST

best use of 99ยข ever!!!

so, last week i was in the toy store and they playted this insane cover version of "that's good" by devo, which happens to be my most fave devo song ever. EVER.so i pop on the puter later and check th...
Posted by coye on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 08:06:00 PST

hipsters....

this video has been cracking me up all morning... ...
Posted by coye on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:42:00 PST

the pants...

here they are, in all my glory... they're from my schmuckberry camera phone, so the pics ain't the greatest things in the world, but you get the idea about the pants. this is the pattern and colour.....
Posted by coye on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:59:00 PST