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About Me

*DUE TO THE NUMBER OF LATE NIGHT MESSAGES I AM RECEIVING FROM GUYS SAYING THINGS LIKE "WHAT YOU GETTIN' INTO TONIGHT?", "ANY LOVIN' TONIGHT?" AND THE MULTI-FACETED "SUP?", I FEEL IT IS NECESSARY TO MAKE THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT:I AM NOT CRUISING ON MySpace FOR SEX.I AM NOT HERE TO SERVICE YOU WHEN YOU ARE HORNY,HIGH OR SIMPLY BORED.THOUGH IT IS TRUE I MAY BE OPEN TO MEETING SOMEONE ON HERE AND EVENTUALLY DEVELOPING A RELATIONSHIP OF SOME SORT,IF YOU ARE AN ILLITERATE 22 YEAR OLD COLLEGE DROP-OUT SPEED- FREAK LOOKING FOR A QUICK BLOW-JOB,I AM NOT THE ONE.SORRY.*(Also,if you are using one of those auto-add features to collect as many "friends" as possible,I will not add you.I only consider adding people that send me a personal message along with their request.Thanks.)....And now,back to my profile!....high strung,honest,spontaneous,set in my ways,controlling,opinionated,giving,loving,picky,worry wart,proud of my age,worried about my aging body,thankful for my God- given good skin,motivated by my arts,bored by money,not too political,political,accepting of religion,not accepting of people who make light of others religions,not too lazy,lazy,not bitter,bored by bitterness,bored by drugs,funny,funny,funny,here to make people smile,alive. This layout is from WhateverLife.com; get yours today!
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My good friend Warren's comedy routine!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart, Debbie Harry(met her but would like to talk to her longer),Quentin Crisp,Erma Bombeck,Trey Parker & Matt Stone,Paris Hilton(so I can tell her what a stupid whore she is),Boy George(met him but would like to see him again so I could tell him what a snotty prick he was),Maury Povich(to tell him that exploiting children for ratings and financial gain is wrong because he apparently does not know that),George W.Bush(do I really need to explain?),Patty Hearst,Lily Tomlin,Bette Midler,Jennifer Saunders,John Waters,Peter Sarsgaard,CoCo Chanel,Ruth Handler,Lucille Ball,Bette Davis,my Grandmother on my mothers side,Holly Woodlawn,Carol Burnett,Mary Tyler-Moore,Steve Martin,the dog that plays Eddie on "Frasier",the hot guy that's renovating the house next door,Nick Lachey,Carol Spencer,Joe Blitman(met him but would like to again),Madhur Jaffre,my dad.

My Blog

A Tale of Two Patricias...

...Once upon a time there were two Patricias...both beautiful, white, each a "princess",one born in 1942 and the other born in 1946...only a few years difference, in the very same social class and sta...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:47:00 GMT

Tom and Jerry...

I am at home sick with "pink-eye"...apparently,the cartoon network shows "Tom and Jerry" cartoons all day on Sunday...I am stuck here...washing my eyes every hour with a warm cloth,avoiding the daylig...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 14:33:00 GMT

My mother..part 3.

This really is not a happy one...it has been 39 years as of this past September...in my mind, she has passed nothing on to me other than her raging alcoholism...she lives about 10 blocks away fro...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:44:00 GMT

"I wasn't born in a log cabin but we moved into one as soon as we could!" ( My Mother,Part 2.)

I was born at home. Really..on the sofa. We weren't poor..this was not in the "olden days"...it was 1968..there were hospitals by that time with obstetricians on staff that I'm sure would have be...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:08:00 GMT

Yaz....

...as I nurse my hangover from last night with a super-rich and creamy chicken salad sandwhich from a local delivery deli...I look for something soothing and retro from my vinyl collection to listen t...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:34:00 GMT

Bathroom burglar...

If everything in this story is not true,may God strike me dead right this very second. A couple of weeks ago I went into Dallas to do a friends hair,and I decided to stay the weekend.I came home to&nb...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 14:15:00 GMT

How I came to love "Barbie" and all that she represents...

I remember a television commercial..it was for a doll called Barbie...she was the most BEE-YOOOO-TI-FUL doll I had ever seen..with her long vivid pink sheer evening gown and matching tulle picture hat...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 00:24:00 GMT

How to feed four people glamorously for about 12 bucks....

It really does amaze me these days how many people say that they do not have the time to cook wholesome,interesting and delicious meals from scratch for their families and loved ones....I th...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 00:07:00 GMT

Of cats and avocados...

....so yesterday marked the 21st year that Lizzy and me have been friends..those of you that really know me can vouch for that...and we go to this marvelous restaurant here in Fort Worth, "Caro'...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 03:09:00 GMT

To all of the new bands on MySpace ...

First of all,I want to thank all of you for your friend invites...I get alot of them...and to all of you that I have added...you are all wonderful,talented individuals..and I hope you all go far....
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 00:25:00 GMT