1/4 German
1/4 Irish
1/4 French
1/4 Welsh
I drink.
I watch movies.
I will do anything once (except eat seafood).
I am legally blind.
I grew up in a log cabin.
I have a twin.
Most people say i am weird, silly, or quirky.
I like when people distract me from work.
I wake up laughing occasionally.
Let us hang out.
Things that piss me the fuck off:
Conflicting fonts.
Toby Keith.
Fat fucks using electric scooters at stores.
Bickering.
MOHELA.
Wells Fargo.
The Six Flags man.
Whores turned humanitarians.
Your optimism.
The movie Clifford.
Things that make me giggle:
People running to and then missing the train or bus.
People getting voted off reality shows.
My thougts.
Things I do not understand:
Guys that trim their eyebrows.
Your ugly tattoos.
Wanting to be Myspace Friend without talking to me first.
Favorite Quotes:
"Half of the people you are mad at don't know it & the other half don't care."
"If I had a dollar for every time I had sixty cents, I would be Canada."
"That is by far the stupidest thing you have ever said... and everything you say is dumb."
"I'm not a slut, I'm sexually generous."
"If you leave how will you know if our ever after ever had a chance to grow."
I adopted a cute lil' baby jesus fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
