James

Lady Wolf Pack B-Ball

What more can you ask for: sports, women, they're young and they're sweating.

Bowling

Hey nothing better to do. If your lucky you can be bowling and one of the drunk girls will ask for a ride home. By um' some nachos before you leave and you're in.

Train Sets

I love these. Its like I have a town inside my house. I can add anything I want. If I feel like having a nudie bar on every corner then "BOO YA" there it is. (it is hard getting the girls to look decent. They're just too small.)

Ice Skating

Love, now this is a really fun thing to do. Hell, its better than turning on the tube at home watching the televangelist. Like I told Travis "I would rather watch cats eat their own shit," than watch the televangelist.

Gardening

I can't seem to find the right lady at the gardening shows I go to. They all look like this...

So if you are a young lady that feels like you need an officer of law on your side then message me. Chances are I'll be into you.