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The Blue Sofa

Tattoo your heart with kindness for others

About Me


THE FRENCH CONNECTION
Mrs.C
Glyn shares his music and a rainy view of the drive from Interislander ferry at Picton to Blenheim
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FIVE
OLIVER "Where do the Children play"
Live at THE BARD OF AVON,
Christchurch, New Zealand
OLIVER "Leaving on a Jet Plane"
Live at THE BARD OF AVON,
Christchurch, New Zealand
No Hoper
GLYN DOES BORAT DOES BENNY FROM ABBA
aka "Dance Like No One Is Watching"
UGANDAN WALK TUNE - I apologise for the occasional audio inteference in the recording which is due to wifi signal interrupting the audio interface.
THE REASON FOR THE SEASON IS TO GIVE OF YOURSELF TO OTHERS
SILENT NIGHT
Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child
Holy Infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
Silent night, holy night!
Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from heaven afar
Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia!
Christ, the Saviour is born
Christ, the Saviour is born
Silent night, holy night
Son of God, love's pure light
Radiant beams from Thy holy face
With the dawn of redeeming grace
Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth
Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth
TATTOO YOU
Tattoo

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I got inspired by thinking about children that died in the Uganda wars since 1986, also contemplating Roni's mum (her lovliness) and the lovely bones (the little girl goes to heaven). As usual, no TV so I make my own entertainment. So I came up with this motif. It's kind of celtic but that's hidden behind Michael Nyman style piano playing. But I try to be more minimalist. I'm intending to marry this idea with new sounds from ATMOSPHERE which gives me amazing orchestral sounds to go with haunting piano. I may never get to compose for THE LOVELY BONES film. But frankly, who cares, I just love creating stuff anyway and it gives me joy to share it with you guys. Main point is that I wanted to capture that feeling the Ugandan kids have. That there is hope, there is always hope, so long as you can have faith and keep moving forward. The triplets in the treble convey that feeling of inertia and momentum that souls have as they strive for something better.
Stolen

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Candlelight Vigil for Roni's mother
Candlelight Vigil

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RIVERS RISING - about true love and recorded to encourage our myspace friend Roni (who incidentally is the head of my fan club)
Rivers Rising

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ROBERT KEITH
A Cowboy Never Cries

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ALY COOK "INTERVIEW" on NZ Country Music
COUNTRY STORM VIDEO
RONI
In the video below Glyn recites Roni's poetry live on video. He also improvises some original impromtu music to go with the "feeling" and the "message" of the poem as a tribute to Roni and to lovers everywhere. This video was recorded live without any editing or rehearsal. It is the second of two takes. The first takes is in the blog entitled BLOOPER as the volume on the vocal was too quiet.
Recital Roni's Poetry - MAIN

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SHARE THE GOODNESS:
UPCOMING INTERVIEWS:
- Nik "Beat Nick Audio" from Wellington Rock Shop does dance music from blue sofa
- Karen Swanson on Elmersville Road in USA with Callaghan in UK
- Bryce Wastney (recording from his own blue sofa - we allow this)
- PIANO BY CANDLELIGHT - Glyn plays piano by candlelight in his flat
CURRENT FEATURE ARTISTS:
- Aly Cook
- Karen Swanson & Callaghan
ALY COOK
(Aly is one of my good mates and we are hell bent on bringing country music back to the forefront of the NZ music scene) please support her music. I hope to interview Aly for THE BLUE SOFA when she is in Wellington in the first week of November. Discover Aly and why NZ Country music should be embraced by the NZ music charts.
AN INSPIRATIONAL INTERNATIONAL STORY ABOUT KAREN SWANSON (my space's official angel), UK SINGER SONGWRITER CALLAGHAN AND THE STORY OF A MAN AND HIS ROAD "The Road to Elmersville"
Father & Daughter
Callaghan was interviewed live on air via phone on the CMA award winning Tim & Willy Drivetime Show. Karen Swanson (from the Elmer family) also took part in the studio in Phoenix. DJs Tim and Willy were captivated by this story and are promoting it on their Clear Channel station web page. The Show featured the song, the interview and the charity EP, which is on sale across Arizona and northern parts of Nevada as far as Las Vegas. Listen to the interview right here on THE BLUE SOFA in the media player.
A WORD FROM KAREN:
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"Well, here's a little bit about myself. My name is Karen and even though my last name is Swanson, I like that, my maiden name is Elmer because I grew up with that name, so it's kind of sentimental. Besides, I'm not exactly married anymore, I'm legally separated. I have 3 children; Erik is 19 and lives in Cottonwood, AZ, Keith is 14 and lives with me, and Kelsey is 9 and lives with me. I come from a very large family. I have 3 brothers and 3 sisters. My twin, Sharon and I are the youngest of the seven. I am three minutes older than her."
"While growing up mostly in Chicago, I spent my summers in Sedona, where my Dad grew up, visiting his family on his homestead, which was then called Jackass Flats. Now it is called Elmersville. As all of us kids grew up, we each moved to Arizona after finishing high school or the military, with the exception of one brother, who still lives in Chicago. My parents did eventually move back to Arizona as well. They are now in Heaven and their gravesites are in a very special pioneer cemetery in Sedona."
"My education was mostly focused around my Catholic faith during my elementary and high school years. I did go to NAU in Flagstaff, got my Bachelor's degree in Medical Radiography so I could take x-rays, but eventually specialized in ultrasound. I love to show moms their babies. It saves lives. I am pro-life. I love music, especially country, oldies, piano, well a lot of stuff, just not very much into rap or really really hard rock (but I love good old rock 'n roll). And I love to care about people. Snoopy is WAY COOL and so are my friends and family, and those who put their lives on the line for us in the military to keep people free."
Callaghan

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"GOLLUM" (Glyn MacLean)
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FARQ's: (irrelevant questions asked from afar)
Q: "What is the blue sofa?"
A: "The Blue Sofa is essentially a chair, so sit on it".
Q: "Why does it exist?"
A: "I don't know. I had just finished reading Terry Pratchett's COLOUR OF MAGIC and other books in which THE LUGGAGE would appear and disappear at it's own will and without reason. The blue sofa is here at the moment, but we don't know how long it's here for or what will happen when people sit on it. We are experimenting with it to see what is supposed to happen. We just figured that if we put the blue sofa on my space someone might recognise it as something they would want to sit on and that they would know what to do with it. We think people might want to sit on it and talk about themselves and their music. Given it's location at the centre of the Universe in Cuba Street, Wellington, it could be a spot that touring artists visit and promote their life and musical experience while in Wellington. We don't know for sure. The only instructions that came with the sofa when it appeared are on a label which says blatantly "sit on it". So that's why we're asking you to sit on it."
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Q: "How are you analising the blue sofa?"
A: "We have it (the blue sofa) under close observation with a Logitech motorised high grade web cam interfaced with an Audiophile USB 2.0 A/D interface for quality sound. If anything happens we can monitor it and share the results immediately with the world. We have pianos, keyboards and caffeine and di's for acoustic guitars. The mezzanine floor allows two levels of dimensional viewing so that you could see someone sitting above someone else, all of this happens live. Experiments will be conducted similarly to ROVE or JOOLS HOLLAND. However, imagine if www.rehearsals.com ever went broke and lost all their equipment and operated from home. That's what the blue sofa is like."
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Q: "Who is allowed to sit on it?"
A: "Only G rated musical, comical, artistic and conversational activites are aloud on the blue sofa but these activities may be conducted by any kind of living being, including animals, some of which are people."
Q: "What is the location?"
A: "This information can be divulged only on a "need to know" basis. While the sofa has no practical physical value that we are aware of, it's insurance listing and metaphysical insurance rating lists it as "irreplacable and unique". We don't know what will happen on the blue sofa so we have 1 million dollars public liability insurance just in case it leaves while someone is on it. We don't know how long it will stay, dimensionally or otherwise. It is not governed by the laws of physics that other static objects are subject to."
Q: "What of the rumour that the sofa was part of recent series of gamma experiments performed by US military by a famed String Theory Physicist based on the laws of the Theory of Everything?"
A: "We can neither confirm or deny that the space time continuum has been distorted by the blue sofa until we experiment with someone sitting on it and we evaluate the data with the my space audience. We look forward to gaining further understanding of it's origins. We have stood there and looked at it for long periods of time. The results of our tests thus far are inconclusive."
A: "Oh yes, another tag that we found on the underside of the sofa reads; "A place for friends". So this might give some clues about who should sit on it." We also found a web link under the sofa which might give some clues as to the original location from whence the blue sofa came. We have no evidence that this is the case but if you would like to check that web site out then CLICK HERE
Complaints Department:
Due to insufficient funds, our complaints department has been permanently closed. However, should you be willing to use the most abusive language available (I think it is currently a dialect of ancient Hebrew Slang) and be prepared to put this in writing then we will be suitably bewildered and astonished and will possibly shout you a coffee.
GOLLUM (Glyn MacLean)
Click here to visit the official site of Glyn MacLean

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/11/2006
Band Members: DO YOU LIKE GLYN'S VISION? YOU CAN SUPPORT GLYN'S VISION TO SHARE GOOD VALUES AND MESSAGES ON MY SPACE BY MAKING A DONATION OR BY ATTRACTING PEOPLE TO THE SITE.

ARE YOU FROM NEW ZEALAND?

If so and you add your myspace profile to this site then you get the bonus of any four of my song MP3's free from any of my profiles. ALMS, GLYN MACLEAN or TUTU MUSIC.

I have this nefarious goal of getting everyone from NEW ZEALAND up on myspace and occasionally featured on THE BLUE SOFA. I want to record you talking about kiwi stuff so we can share NZ with the world. You are much cooler than you could possibly know, just because you come from NZ, it's a scientifically proven fact.

CONTACT GLYN:

Glyn's SKYPE address is: glynmaclean
Don't have SKYPE? Down load it by CLICKING HERE

MSN = my msn address is: [email protected] (this is not an email address and if you try to email it fails - it's just how you find me on msn)
Don't have MSN? CLICK HERE to download and install it.

GLYN'S OFFICIAL FAN CLUB

CLICK HERE to visit my fan club.

A SOFA IS A COUCH

There are as many definitions to the actual meaning of the word sofa as there are cultures and societies. One link to such definitions can be found by CLICKING HERE

A sofa may also be termed a Couch, Setee, Lounge, Chaise Longue and so on. However, the most offical name for "Sofa" is the word "Couch". CLICK HERE to unravel the mystery that is the Couch.

ABOUT THE BLUE SOFA

Anyone who wants to sit on it and who understands the meaning "we are in this together" (grammatically that should be "we are ON this (sofa) together) is welcome to sit on it.

Christchurch, New Zealand based Singer Songwriter & Composer, Glyn MacLean , had a number of requests from fans wanting to watch his "live performances". Glyn came across www.rehearsals.com and thought to himself "there is no way I could ever afford to do that".

Then he looked at the beaten up old sofa which was due to be thrown out and said "brilliant, that will do the trick!".

For 11 minutes and 46 seconds he experimented with his logitech web cam and audiophile audio interface until he realised that the sound quality was actually quite ok. "Hmmm", he thought reminiscing back to Wayne's World and Mike Myers films... "If I can't go to Karen and Roni and my other fans, then maybe I can bring the show to them on MY SPACE and include my friends and musicians and artists I really like, showcasing them to the world!".

WANT TO GET ON THE CAM?

Video and Audio will be regularly uploaded of both Glyn's own impromptu performances PLUS "gollum" will upload performances and interviews of visitors to "Gollum's Lair". This could be a place where it's really cool and groovy baby.

Anyone either based in NZ or passing through should message "gollum" to arrange a web cam recording session to share here on 'the blue sofa's" my space.

However, if you have poetry, "gollum" will read it and if you have songs then "gollum" will add them to the profile, which is above all, simply a relaxing place that my space friends can hang out and enjoy "real-life" content. It's about sharing our cultural and life experiences to enrich and envigorate each other.

Aptly named "GOLLUM" by model and singer songwriter Suzanne Carlsson , Glyn is much like his nickname character, doting on friends who are his precioussssssss loved ones. He will obssess over supporting you, which we know is crazy, but then that's "gollum".

CARTOON SOFAS

There are some cartoons about the blue sofas mates which you can view by CLICKING HERE

COUCH POTATOS:

"My favourite vegetable is a couch potato."

BANDS, MUSICIANS & SONGWRITERS:

The Blue Sofa is particularly keen to promote New Zealand's Singer Songwriters. CLICK HERE to find the profiles of New Zealand's songwriting talent and top 40 artists.

Callaghan, Bryce Wastney, Glyn MacLean, Suzanne Carlsson, Robert Keith, Leah Hutcheson, Alms, Tutu, Elena, Shani

POETS & LYRICISTS:

Roni

Murray Taylor, Kate Lynn

PHOTOGRAPHERS & ARTISTS:

Martin Carlsson is to photography what a dolphin is to a ball in the water. This guy has talent. First of all he scored Scotlands most beautiful woman, so you have to give him points for that, Secondly, he has an incredible eye for detail and if you want photography HE IS THE BUSINESS!!!!!!

MODELS:

Suzanne Carlsson

Debora Zeier

Cute Rocker Chick

DESIGNERS:

CLICK HERE to experience Cafe Press T Shirts and other designs around the comedy that is the sofa.

COMEDIANS:

Ryan Hartigan

Jen Nicole

CLICK HERE for a G Rated KYLE BAKER animated family Sofa adventure.

MOVIES:

The Big Blue

BOOKS:

The Lovely Bones

PEOPLE:

Jill Clarke, Karen Swanson, Ghandi

RADIO STATIONS:

RADIO ACTIVE

THE EDGE (whichever radio station Sharyn Wakefield is working for because she is an out of it chick and I will not ever forget her crazy dancing at the New Years Eve Golden Horse Concert where I barely escaped with my life and avoided dancing/slash being killed by her!)

Influences:

INFLUENCES:

Terry Pratchett, Jools Holland, Rehearsals.com, Rove, Clive James, Dame Edna, Billy T James, Stephen Hawkins, the Luggage

SAYINGS FROM THE SOFA:

"Anyone who has a bum should sit on it."

"Bums the word."

"I love street bums."

"Don't be bummed out, sit on it."

"Lets lounge baby."

"I'm pushin for cushion."

"A lounge without a sofa is like a chicken without the egg."

"If music be the food of love, then sit on it."

"The blue sofa, a place for friends"

"How come I'm legless?"

"Why do I feel so blue?"

"I like the blues."

Record Label: Que?
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Yulia TV Show

YULIA LAUNCH"Good Morning" TV Show TVNZ, TV1, 9am - 11am(New Zealand)DATE: Wed 28th NovTIMES:0930 "Into the West" (4 x platinum / Tui awarded)1006 "Russia"1045 "LOVE SEIGE" New Single Release10:48 "IN...
Posted by The Blue Sofa on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:25:00 PST

Audience Photos from guitarist ANDREW MORRISS

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Posted by The Blue Sofa on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:19:00 PST

Anzac Day 2007

ANZAC DAY 2007Click the banner below to purchase either of the tracks ANZAC TRIBUTE or GM INTERLUDE. All proceeds will be donated to the Royal New Zealand Returned Services Association. "ANZAC TRIBUTE...
Posted by The Blue Sofa on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:57:00 PST

New Years Revolution

Personal Mission Statement "I am awakening myself and as I grow in deliberate consciousness I empower, enable and provide inspiration to others." "I will always try to glow enough to warm peop...
Posted by The Blue Sofa on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST

no hoper

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Posted by The Blue Sofa on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST

Moving to Christchurch - the transition

Hi people Oh boy On the memory of the smell of an oily rag I have to travel across the most expensive stretch of water on earth - THE COOK STRAIT - get myself settled onto my sisters sofa in Christc...
Posted by The Blue Sofa on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:50:00 PST

check out this ufo sighting

Hi, I'm Glyn MacLean, New Zealand based Singer Songwriter and Composer. On Saturday, November 25, I am walking for the children of northern Uganda In the midst of this 20-year conflict in Uganda, over...
Posted by The Blue Sofa on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:26:00 PST

The Gulu Walk - Wellington, New Zealand

The Gulu Walk - Wellington, New Zealand Wellington, New Zealand2006 GuluWalk Details(This event is scheduled for Saturday...
Posted by The Blue Sofa on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST

Remind me & the GULU WALK

People often fail to express their appreciation and can inadvertantly take each other for granted.Know thisThat I appreciate you and that I recognise the value of your humanity and the value that you ...
Posted by The Blue Sofa on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST

R U Bored with myspace?

Aside from being a songwriter, composer and instrumentalist I dabble in humour, writing and philosophy.CLICK HERE to stop being boredSo if you're bored, need some stimulation or just want to be mental...
Posted by The Blue Sofa on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:21:00 PST