To my love |
Dear Summer, Hi. It's Bean here. Remember me? No. You don't. You're too busy giving it all away to some foreign fucks right now, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!Sorry I got yelly there. I just really miss you...
Posted by Bean on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:48:00 PST |
Late night confessions |
I have to get this off my chest.I, Sharri, am a habitual cheater.And that's not the worst of it. Oh no. The things I cheat at are of no consequence.On my phone I've downloaded probably 10 or 14 games....
Posted by Bean on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:05:00 PST |
Act 2 Scene 2 revised |
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?It is the sun, and it's too fucking early.And so back under my coverage;of ganders' dander I do return.Arise fair Bean! Crieth the strains from my pho...
Posted by Bean on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:15:00 PST |
No one's that innocent. |
Yeah yeah yeah. I know I know.It's already been overblogged and it only hit the newslines this morning.For those of you not in the know or just waking up from your hangovers; BIG BREAKING SLOW NEWS DA...
Posted by Bean on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:51:00 PST |
A warning and an activity. |
ATTENTION PERSON SITTING AT A COMPUTER READING THIS BLOG RIGHT NOW:You have entered a non-blog zone. According to the latest poll taken by Statistics Canada, anything and everything written at the url...
Posted by Bean on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:35:00 PST |
Queef |
To continue my current crazed obsession. (No, not with Bikerfox, silly kids. Although, he DID leave me a valentine's day comment AND I'm in his top 4 *brushes nails off on shirt* Don't act like you're...
Posted by Bean on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:34:00 PST |
misadventures of an office drone |
It's been a blurry morning for poor Dwight Schrute.After being forced to gorge on 3/4s of a chocolate caramel cheesecake last night things got shaky. I feel a bit of shame way down in my shamehole tod...
Posted by Bean on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:35:00 PST |
VD |
The magic of hallmark is upon on us once again. For all you men out there, Valentine's Day is on Wednesday. Get shopping now. Call that restaurant. Make reservations. Wax your back and taint. Go. Now....
Posted by Bean on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:52:00 PST |
un-thinking thought by someone else |
The real in us is silent; the acquired is talkative.
Posted by Bean on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:02:00 PST |
talking, a smoke break and time on the couch. |
It's quarter after eleven.The apartment is ripe with hair dye fumes. My eyes are burning slightly. I want a smoke but I'm scared my entire body will burst into flames if I do. My dog is beating up my ...
Posted by Bean on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:39:00 PST |
