Justin (Druncle) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

First off, I party as hard as I work, and I'd like to think that I work pretty hard...or at least that's what I tell myself when I'm huddled up on the bathroom floor from drinking Jaegerbombs on a Tuesday...hehe...
Second, I'm here for the blogs people, not to find a wife. Although, I'd hope that through my blogs-the sweedish bikini team captain would confess her undying love. I don't aim to offend, but it happens. It's just part of my sense of humor, but don't think I'm just out to make fun of people...unless someone does something that needs to be made fun of. I mean I am the nicest guy you'd want to meet--but if you say or do some stupid shit--you're going to get made fun of.
I'm a social animal and spend just about every night that I can either out and about getting into trouble, or drinking in my pool with half naked chickas. I'm all about having fun, and taking care of my friends. I like spoiling people, and I take responibility allot of times for the wellbeing of eveyone around me.
Finally, I love getting to know people. If you are new to the area, or don't get out more, or just simply hate your friends that you have now--I have carefully hand selected a group of people that will suit any personality. We are like Friend Whores...only we don't sleep with you...unless you are cute....

My Interests

Music, Outdoors Stuff, Work, Making Money, Being a gentleman, Being a friend a friend would want to have.

I'd like to meet:

Honestly-I just like meeting people that are fun to hang out with.

I am just looking for new friends to get to know, and eventually get really drunk and draw on while they are passed out on my couch...

If you like having fun, or meeting new people--either send me a message here, or try me on AIM at coorlight6212 or yahoo at planoguy6212

Music:

Local bands, BLUE OCTOBER, incubus, Train, Point79(my band),PAT GREEN, Robert earl Keen, Matchbox20, Third Eye Blind, Trapt, Linkin Park, NickleBack, Default, 50 cent, BREAKING BENJAMIN, Chevelle, Seether, and pretty much anything else youcan think of really...

Television:

SOUTH PARK!!!!Sports-Football

Books:

hmmm...Love Chriton, Clancy, Robert Brown, and Thomas Harris(Silence of the Lambs)

My Blog

Damn Dirty Karma

GOOOOOOD Morning Chirrens!! I know daddy's been gone a long time, but according to the paternity test and the court order, I'm here with you today. Yes, Daddy Still drinks because of...
Posted by Justin (Druncle) on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:38:00 PST

WARNING: Shameless Self-Promotion Ahead

SO, as most of you already know, I'm headlining a stand-up comedy show this Sunday, and I'm using what little power and influence I have to promote it. By "power and influence", of course I'm refer...
Posted by Justin (Druncle) on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:29:00 PST

I Was Suckered Into This...

Good afternoon Chirrens. Daddy drinks because you cry about the lack of blogs. Now Since Daddy also drinks because you cry, imagine the never-ending vortex that is my alcoholism...
Posted by Justin (Druncle) on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:15:00 PST

Next Time, Just Kick Yourself in the Balls

Chirrens... Daddy's here now, you can quit crying. If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me why I haven't written a blog in so long, I'd seriously have about 91 cents. I checked. ...
Posted by Justin (Druncle) on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:41:00 PST

Revival of a Classic-"Mastrabory Diary"

Well Chirrens, Daddy is sick, and stuck at home. Yes, I know, it's hard to believe that living the clean and pure lifestyle that I do, that I can get sick-but, it happens. I've decided to resurrect...
Posted by Justin (Druncle) on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:17:00 PST

Ive Got a Confession...

Well Chirrens... Daddy drinks because he has a confession to make. I'm tired of living the lie that is my empty shell of a life. Thanks to my friends and Seagram's whiskey for their support,...
Posted by Justin (Druncle) on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:52:00 PST

Two Days in a Row...Somebody Call The Pope!

Morning Chirrens, I've decided to post a quickie today, and for those of you who know me intimately-quickies are par for the course. So yesterday was a day that started off simply enoug...
Posted by Justin (Druncle) on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:59:00 PST

Life Lessons Learned...in the last 72 hours...

Good morning chirrens Daddy is feeling surprisingly well this morning. Something about sobriety and sleep leads to not hating life so much on Monday mornings. it's kinda nice...Like a gentle k...
Posted by Justin (Druncle) on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:12:00 PST

Yeah...This is One of Those Screen Door on a Submarine Kinda Things...

good morning Chirrens, Daddy drinks because the liver is evil and must be punished. I really wanted to write a fantastic and dynamic blog about a plethora of topics and really try to wo...
Posted by Justin (Druncle) on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:46:00 PST

I Hurt from Laughing...

goood morning chirrens, Normally there'd be a "daddy drinks" line right here, but since I'm not drinking-or hungover, I feel it would cheapen what will already be a dollar store qual...
Posted by Justin (Druncle) on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:24:00 PST