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Sister Mary Manhattan

Sin more. Sin Better.

About Me

Words of WizDumb!!!: Astology ExplainedSister Mary Manhattan is the spirit of a 12th Century French nun who was banished from her convent for distributing all of the communion bread to the poor and unbaptized--and for drinking whole barrels of communion wine during the Lenten fasts. Her spirit haunts dive bars and condemned art spaces of New York and New England, where she has been known to offer eternal salvation to lonely sailors, Pagan priests and intoxicated theater artists in exchange for love and comfort on cold, dark nights.She is now the supreme spokes-nun of the convent of the Sisters of Sensual Salvation. She comes to bring to you the good news that your sins have not been in vain.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

The exchange of eternal salvation for earthly pleasures, the hot blood of young virgin men, teaching you to love yourself and enjoy your sins far beyond your wildest imagined dreams.

I'd like to meet:

Sinners and saints. Bootleggers and pirates. Angels and democrats. Four-legged swine and flying monkeys. Witches and warlocks and elves. Presidents and priests and popes from by-gone eras. Super market clerks and dry-cleaner managers. Owners of bodegas and Multi-National corporations. St. Peter and Santana. Buddha, Jehovah and Isis.You, yourself and thee.

Music:

Gospel.

Movies:

The Exorcist, The Witches of Eastwick, The Craft, The Goonies, Life of Brian, The Passion of the Christ, The Last Temptation of Christ, Boogie Nights.

My Blog

Hey, they’re up!!!

http://www.astrologyexplained.blogspot.com
Posted by Sister Mary Manhattan on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:06:00 PST

Arent you curious???

Oh, dear. Sun in Taurusbut the crazy moon in Aquarius. Maybe some of you noticed that the full moon in Scorpio drew out secrets and wackness from the deepest regions of our subconscious and caused ...
Posted by Sister Mary Manhattan on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:32:00 PST

HORRORSCOPES!!!

Come and get 'em!!!http://www.astrologyexplained.blogspot.com
Posted by Sister Mary Manhattan on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:10:00 PST

Sister Mary’s Final Horrorscope.

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Posted by Sister Mary Manhattan on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:06:00 PST

Word of the Prophet Sister Mary Manhattan

Welcome to Aries....this will explain everything... http://www.astrologyexplained.blogspot.com xoxo SMM...
Posted by Sister Mary Manhattan on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:31:00 PST

Shes back!!!!

http://www.astrologyexplained.blogspot.com
Posted by Sister Mary Manhattan on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:51:00 PST

Dont read this blog.

Go here to see what the hell the nun is talking about.... http://www.astrologyexplained.blogspot.com 
Posted by Sister Mary Manhattan on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:28:00 PST

Sister Mary has an important announcement

SHE'S ON STRIKE, SEXY BITCHES!!!! Details.Check.
Posted by Sister Mary Manhattan on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:01:00 PST

Surprising abounding!!! (But only for REAL sinners...)

Sister Mary loves you more than anyone else and always will. http://www.astrologyexplained.blogspot.com
Posted by Sister Mary Manhattan on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:26:00 PST

An URGENT plea from Sister Mary Manhattan

Plus, lotsa stuff about your favorite Air Sign...Aquarius!!! http://www.astrologyexplained.blogspot.com
Posted by Sister Mary Manhattan on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:58:00 PST