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Lady Duck

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About Me


How do you do? My name is Dolores Esmeralda the Lovely and Delightful Lady Duck. Dolly is fine for short. I am a highly skilled swimmer and nest builder, and I am studying towards my Bachelor's at a small college near a lake in Lakewood, NJ, but I am originally from Star Lake in north NJ. What else? I have an unusual fear of wild turkeys and foxes. A cleaner planet would be WELCOMED! (Let's think of the kids, people.) I have tried to date cross-species (see pic of me and the GB Man), but he found himself in a lather too often (he is made of soap, so that didn't mix well w/my habitat, but the kids still love him, and we keep in touch). It would be very nice to meet an unattached or emotionally detached yet secure adult male rubber duck, llama, or other (color unimportant), one that is confident, risk-taking in sexual terms (especially under the surface), self supporting, intellectually stimulating, and likes kids. I would be willing to migrate for the right mate. And despite being a bird, I am willing to negotiate monogamy or polyamory or both, all being so deeply mood-dependent anyway. Why not? More love is good love.I edited my profile at MyspaceTotal.com . check out these awesome Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Quantum Physics, Ecological protection groups, e.g., ELF and ALF, Water Sports, esp. Water Ballet, Cooking, Photography, and Linguistics

Music:

Handel's Water Music; Ducksicle; all JM (but particularly, Covered in Rain, Don't Trust Myself, Wheel, Split Screen Sadness, Clarity, Why Georgia, Over and Over, Gravity, and Vultures); Marc Anthony, in general cept for that Jenny from the Bronx issue, but most affectionate for Contra la Corriente, and his singin Satin Summer Nights (from The Cape Man, Paul Simon's sadly misunderstood venture on Bway); Norah Jones, in general, but Come Away with Me and Nightingale, esp; Buckley, Lover You Should Have..., I Know We Could Be So Happy Baby, Back in NYC, and Witches' Rave; Jill Sobule, Karen by Night, Houdini's Box, and Trains; ANATH; Tori Amos' cover of I'm Not In Love; S. McLachlan, esp, Surfacing and, from that one, Aidia and Do What You Have to Do; ALL of Cantos de Agua Dulce (think about it, Songs for the Sweet Water, by the delicious Colombiana Marta Gomez, for a lil duck who grew up in a trilingual home, English, Spanish, and Quackish); Karen Carpenter; Sweet Baby James; Jackson Browne (BIG TIME, specially Saturate Before Using); Sheryl Crow, Globe Sessions, but especially Riverwide and It Don't Hurt; Officium; Iggy Pop, Lust for Life and Nightclubbing; New Order, Temptation; Bedrock w/KYO, For What you Dream Of; The Sundays; Lyle Lovett, esp. If I Had a Boat; Mozart, esp. violn concertos 1, 3, & 5; Blue Train, Coltrane (durr :) QUACK!, wiggling my back bottom feathers all sassylike cuz you'd have to be deaf not to LOVE Coltrane and Miles, no disrespect meant to those who have to live without the most precious sense of sound); Coleman Hawkins; Etta Jones; Nina Simone (she is my role model, and I am thinking of migrating to Paris as soon as I have full fluency in both French and Greek, could hang with Johnny Depp, his wife and kids [me and my kids] there then too); Henry Johnson's Organic; the Andrew Sisters, esp, w/Bing, Don't Fence Me In and Rum and Coca-Cola; Puccini, esp, of course, La Boheme; and Kathleen Battle, esp. the Six Spirituals she does so well; and my dear dear friend, Yo Yo Ma, because I love humans and the cello is THE sound which most closely resembles the human voice and which stirs this Lady Duck Dolores' sweet, melancholy soul, and finally MOBY (esp. Great Escape) and yes, REM, early stuff: HarborcOat, 7 chinese bros., so. Central Rain, and so on. You had no idea how much ducks love music, didja?

Movies:

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Television:

The Girl in the Cafe (HBO), Law and Order (I really love cop shows), and Real Time with Bill Maher

Books:

Animal Farm; Moby Dick; Watership Down; The Safety of Objects; The Ugly Duckling; Arguments Against the G8; and fav poem, by Yeats, "Leda and the Swan"

Heroes:

Morgan Spurlock, Greg Palast, Busby Berkeley, Aquadettes Barbara Hack and Beverly Margolis, Jacques Cousteau, Angela Davis, Ruben Dario, Noam Chomsky, Robert Fisk, and George Galloway

My Blog

The Commercialization and the Ascendency of the Avergage

Exhibit AExhibit BPlease comment. No really.Add a picture if you like, yabig babies. (Not Lindy, Minky.)Judge Judy puts it this way: "TFB!"...
Posted by Lady Duck on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:01:00 PST

Paterson, NJ: April 16, 2007


Posted by Lady Duck on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:18:00 PST

Northern NJ after the flood

Northern NJ towns in need after floodingHundreds along Passaic River impacted.BY HEATHER MOYER |PATERSON, N.J. | April 30, 2007Printer Friendly Email Article Nathaniel Moses and Rita Kelly discuss the...
Posted by Lady Duck on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:50:00 PST

Listen with your heart ...

Mstislav Rostropovich: In Memoriam27 March 1927-27 April 2007 ...
Posted by Lady Duck on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:12:00 PST

A Man Without A Country Shaking Hands With God

In A Man Without a Country, he wrote that "George W. Bush has gathered around him upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography." He did not regard the 2004 election with much optimism; spea...
Posted by Lady Duck on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST

Love bites

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Posted by Lady Duck on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:56:00 PST

Tangible Resistance: Support the Troops

Our Vietnam: four years too many, today. (Thanks to Robert for the youtube link.)...
Posted by Lady Duck on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:52:00 PST

Irish Poetry (part 4, A Sing Along and Such)

From her 1990 album, I Do Not Want What I Haven't GotSinead O'ConnorBLACK BOYS ON MOPEDS"Margaret Thatcher on TV Shocked by the deaths that took place in Beijing It seems strange that she should be of...
Posted by Lady Duck on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:46:00 PST

About last night ... ... ...

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Posted by Lady Duck on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:48:00 PST

I Love Lupe

I Gotcha - Lupe Fiasco Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Lady Duck on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:07:00 PST