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Minky

Llama Face! I'm a sexy beast.

About Me

My name is Minky, I'm super fly and slinky. I was purchased off of Ebay from a monkey head owned by John Mayer. He's some kind of musician or something, but I don't really give a shit as long as the bastard feeds me, which he doesn't. But the monkey head is really nice and he takes care of me and plays with me and gives me stuff to chew on when I get cravings. I really love mushroom pizza! I was raised by billy goats on a farm in india, they had to sell me because they moved.

My Interests

Food, I like pizza, peanuts, old shoes, socks, grass, furniture, stuffed animals, they are really good to eat. I like to dance, I also like skating on linoleum.

I'd like to meet:

Joe Camel and the cows from home on the range. I think they are really nice animals.

Music:

I really love movie soundtracks.

Movies:

The emperors new groove.

My Blog

im in the closet

im in the closet and im still pregnant i havent had the baby yet heres a video about closets.    ...
Posted by Minky on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST

im having a baby

hey im having a baby and having babies makes you eat alot of food and i like food a whole lot and ive been eating all the furniture and mr. johnson got angry because i chewed up the couch.this is my f...
Posted by Minky on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:51:00 PST

llama videos look at this these llamas are fighting

i found a llama video and here it is i hope you like llamas. ...
Posted by Minky on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:24:00 PST

i got some llama news look at this

AP Photo: A llama named Tuffs chews some hay in his pasture in Dillsburg, Pa., Wednesday, Dec....     Llamas Enlisted to Thwart Biological Weapons --> -->--> END HEADLINE --> --> -->-->...
Posted by Minky on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:46:00 PST

i think mr johnsons crazy

i think hes crazy he keeps calling flametosser duke and thats not the dogs name and now the dog is chasing rudolph around and eunice is afraid mr johnson is gonna eat rudolph and i think mr johnson sh...
Posted by Minky on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:36:00 PST

i got a chocolate fountain from lady duck

i got this big chocolate fountain and its really good chocolate too and lady duck bought it for me. im sorry if i missed the party but mr. johnson has been running me and hairy around since he started...
Posted by Minky on Fri, 19 May 2006 03:26:00 PST

today is my birthday

im gettin real old but i dont feel old, i got a necklace from that nice duck lady and i got a couple of pairs of shiny thong underwear and some ribbons, i really like ribbons. ive been eating all the ...
Posted by Minky on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 03:59:00 PST

i really like my trycicler

its really nice and i like the color. i almost hit mr. johnson with it and he tried to chase me around the house but i got away. all the animals like taking turns riding my trycicler because its alot ...
Posted by Minky on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:12:00 PST

my bee log about playing tag

me an hairy are playing tags with the sea ws and now i got tagged so i have to tell you all 6 weird things about me and then i have to tag 6 more people then they have to do the same thing. heres 6 w...
Posted by Minky on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:30:00 PST

acunna mattatta

i watched this movie about lions yesterday evening called the lion king about a lion whos daddy died and he was left alone and raised by some other animals. they didnt have any llamas in the movie but...
Posted by Minky on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 10:05:00 PST