Entertainment |
I wonder if hotel management would oppose leaving complimentary olives on Master Johns pillows.
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Posted by Mayers Monkey Head on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:47:00 PST |
H-E-L-P |
I am currently locked in a dark mens room. Master John said he had a late birthday surprise for me, I should have known better.
Posted by Mayers Monkey Head on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:50:00 PST |
Where is the reason in that? |
Master John: Hey Hairy, let's go get tattoos.Hairy: ....................Master John: Hairy?Hairy: And where do you suppose I am going to put it? MJ: How about your neck? Hairy: You preposterous imbeci...
Posted by Mayers Monkey Head on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:01:00 PST |
Eat furniture. So long as it belongs to Master John. |
There is a rather large ape dancing in the hallway.
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Posted by Mayers Monkey Head on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:37:00 PST |
Keep your lips to yourself. |
Kuchi no kiki kata ni kiwo tsuke te.
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Posted by Mayers Monkey Head on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:30:00 PST |
Discord |
Human females, and goddesses alike, have a knack for troublemaking and causing chaos, and, having animosity amongst one another. It seems, for silly reasons even. I’ve never understo...
Posted by Mayers Monkey Head on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:08:00 PST |
In regards, to diapers |
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Posted by Mayers Monkey Head on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:19:00 PST |
Conversation with Jesus |
I've been talking to Jesus. He's a very nice man and he's been giving me these bananas that he, mysteriously materializes out of what seems to be nowhere. He also turned my water into martinis for me....
Posted by Mayers Monkey Head on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:55:00 PST |
Saekaeru chachawoireru watakushijishin gotoku zurui damasu akimashiteomidetougozaimasu |
Hohoemi.
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Posted by Mayers Monkey Head on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:48:00 PST |
Nakare hitooshi botan |
Fukumiwarai waraikokeru.
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Posted by Mayers Monkey Head on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:45:00 PST |
