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Chimp'n Ain't Easy

Gotta Keep Your Chimp Hand Strong

About Me

I'm a complicated man, but no one understands me like my women. I'm a player. A ladies man. Some may say a gangsta of love. I got a hot ride. It's sweet as hell. I can drive around all night. I'm a romantic at heart. I've always got a girl on my mind. I like to tell women they're the best I've ever had in a last ditch effort to woo them into bed. 60% of the time it works everytime. I've been called narcissistic, but I don't think I fall asleep at inappropriate times? I'm not the biggest fish in the sea but I can definetly rock your love boat!

My Interests

Music, Food, Cars, Porn, Beer, Meat, Self Love, Mom and Dad, Unattainable Women, Comfort, Being the Center of Attention, Making People Laugh, Telling People What They Want To Hear To Get What I Want, Making Out, Porn, Random Acts of Destruction, Two Hot Chicks and Me and Porn!...

I'd like to meet:

Cheap beer and fast women into hairy men.

Music:

Indie Rock, Old Country, Emo, Rock oh and some Pop..

Television:

I chimped out my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Books:

Porn Porn and more Porn...