Help! I Need a New Banana! |
Hi everybody! It's me, Benny Hathaway, your faithful sock monkey blogger and author. You may be wondering (probably not, but it's a reasonable segue) why I haven't blogged in a while. Well, the tru...
Posted by The Red Heel Monkey Shelter on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:34:00 PST |
Seven Words You Can Never Say to a Sock Monkey - Explained! |
by Benny Hathaway Ever since we posted Xantham Gumm's infamous Seven Words You Can Never Say to a Sock Monkey monologue on SMD TV we have been flooded with one simple question . . ."WHAT THE HECK IS ...
Posted by The Red Heel Monkey Shelter on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:08:00 PST |
Inside the Making of Primates of the Caribbean! |
Hello, everyone! It's me, Tony Ciccone, from Red Heelywood Insider! And today's report is on my visit to the set of the 'Primates of the Caribbean II: the Curse of the Lost Soles'. It's possible that...
Posted by The Red Heel Monkey Shelter on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST |
How Santa Monkey Got Hit Suit |
Ho ho ho ho ho! Hello little boy! It's Christmas Eve! Santa Monkey is very very busy tonight, but he always has time to talk to little sock monkeys! What's your name and what do you want from Sa...
Posted by The Red Heel Monkey Shelter on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:53:00 PST |
T-Shirts! Woo-hoo! We got your sock monkey t-shirts sight here! |
The Red Heel Monkey Shelter proudly announces the on-line debut of Red Heel Monkey Shelter Sock Monkey T-Shirts! Celebrate the cultural "outage" of the sock monkey and with these snazzy sock monkey t...
Posted by The Red Heel Monkey Shelter on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:46:00 PST |
Who Blogs Short Shorts? (Benny Blogs Short Shorts!) |
News briefs from the Red Heel Monkey Shelter - by Benny HathawayITEM! Link Ray, beloved photographer for the Red Heel Monkey Shelter and the book Sock Monkey Dreams, is finally out of the hospital! ...
Posted by The Red Heel Monkey Shelter on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 07:34:00 PST |
Holy Macaroni it's Sock Monkey Dreams Month! |
Sock Monkey Dreams to be released in much less than munce!by Benny HathawayHi Everybody! It's me, Benny Hathaway, here to say, "Woah! Where did the time go? It's seemed like the date for the long l...
Posted by The Red Heel Monkey Shelter on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:00:00 PST |
Red Heel "announces" New Web Site a month late - readers yawn over old news! |
OK, OK. Hello, everybody, this is Benny Hathaway, reporter for the Monkey Ape Vine, the "information" arm of the Red Heel Monkey Shelter, home for abandoned sock monkeys. It's been a LONG time sin...
Posted by The Red Heel Monkey Shelter on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 06:26:00 PST |
Overly Norvous. One freaked out sock stretched to the limit. |
Peoples are all the time telling us sock monkeys, "Sock Monkeys, you have the life. You are all the time smiling, and always bringing happiness to peoples, and it must just be a joy to be you, sock...
Posted by The Red Heel Monkey Shelter on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:35:00 PST |
BABY JANE: The True Story of Miss Sockford '06 by Benny Hathaway |
BABY JANE WINS MISS SOCKFORD '06: WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?!!?by Benny HathawayHello MySpacers! Welcome to another installment of "The Rockford Files '06", where we try to make sense of the Sock Monke...
Posted by The Red Heel Monkey Shelter on Tue, 02 May 2006 11:38:00 PST |
