A GOOD MERLOT |
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?>Do you suffer from shyness?>Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?>If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist abo...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 08:47:00 GMT |
Assassin (tkx Jeannie) |
Job at the FBI The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, th...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:56:00 GMT |
IS SOMETHING BURNING?????????? |
I made awesome cranberry martinis today and I knew we were in trouble when my mom put the stove on high under the string beans then left the kitchen but forgot the water!!!!!!"IS SOMETHING BURNING?" (...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 03:35:00 GMT |
CHA CHA CHA |
okay okay...so just got back from a staff party and wow...what a trip...it was held in a new venue and that was actually brilliant but not the hottest venue in town but a cool one ... do you know that...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:45:00 GMT |
GLAUCOMA 101 FOR DUMMIES |
I used to walk around in the dark or with my eyes closed to pretend I was blind to see what it felt like and whether or not I could manage and picture things and make my way around. Kind of like when...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:22:00 GMT |
CPR |
wheeeeeeeee...so I just got back from my gazillionth time of renewing my certification by American Red Cross in CPR training which is constantly changing and I think you now need to be a world champio...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:58:00 GMT |
I CAN FLY I CAN FLY I CAN FLY |
So on my Facebook my current state reads "SuperWoman" but little did I know and funny enough this morning only moments after stepping out of the car my heel insisted on getting caught in a crack which...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:27:00 GMT |
WHY I LOVE THE BRITISH NEWSPAPERS |
I don't know why but I thought the following was very very funny and so I wanted to share it with you as my little tribute to George Carlin! My colleague sent it to me in .pdf but don't know how to a...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:34:00 GMT |
Im soooo loving this song.......brilliant and sooo well timed.THANK YOU SHERYL CROWE |
Way back in the year of 2017The sun was growing hotterAnd oil was way beyond its peakWhen crazy Hector Johnson broke into a refineryAnd the black gold started flowingJust like Boston teaIt was the sum...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 19:18:00 GMT |
A Message from John Cleese.....here, here..snort..chuckle.. |
A Message from John Cleese>> To the citizens of the United States of America:>> In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for>> President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we h...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 20:16:00 GMT |
