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About Me

Im an ex-hit man for the CIA disguised as a draft-dodging hippie. I can kill you with my pinky. They wont let me go back to Chuck E. Cheese's anymore, due to the unspeakable acts I commited to ole Chuck in the ball pit with three tokens and a chicken wing. Sometimes, I speak in tongues, but that's normal...

My Interests

Botany, Vampires, Hot Oil Rubdowns, Stiletto heels, Scotch Whiskey, Dora the Explorer, Arizona Iced Tea, Outdoor Music festivals (preferably in the desert in the summer), Traveling on Thanksgiving, Mozart, Herbal Essences Shampoo & Conditioner, and fucking with your head...

I'd like to meet:

The Dalai Lama, Coco Chanel, and the guy who invented Vicodin.

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Music:

"Is it possible to have a crush on a musical instrument? Cause I have a SERIOUS crush on that Signature Strat of his...the one he uses that is all scratched up and ratty...yeah, that guitar is my Baby Daddy."

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Heroes:

My Grandpa, The Cast of M*A*S*H*, Nina Simone, Janis Joplin, Marc Bauer, Calvin Klein, Jean Paul Gaultier, Kevyn Aucuoin, Kate Bush, Sigfried and Roy, Rupaul, the person who invented tape... Oh, and Jesus!

My Blog

I’m Like Carrie Bradshaw...shoes and all!

I was having a convo with a really good pal from Minnesota earlier this afternoon and I was asked (for the 3rd time today) some dating/love/man advice. She said, and I quote, that I was like "a ...
Posted by Vanessa with a © on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:31:00 PST

Im a Dominatrix

I have a profile on another "Social Networking" website...ask me if you wanna know where...and I've posted some of the weird shit I get over there.From wedding proposals to dirthy filthy nasties.But t...
Posted by Vanessa with a © on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:12:00 PST

Dear Nosebleeds,

You suck.V
Posted by Vanessa with a © on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:45:00 PST

For the Boy that wont get on....but wont get down

This song has a special meaning to me. Down boy! ...
Posted by Vanessa with a © on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:25:00 PST

MISSING - Bacon

So this morning I was preparing myself for my usual breakfast at work. My cubby neighbor had some insta-grits and I had a package of "Ready To Eat" Bacon.Now, before you go on about WTF "Ready To Ea...
Posted by Vanessa with a © on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:32:00 PST

Slow Dancing....

I got home with a hankering for some Slow Dancing in a Burning Room. UNLIKE other times I post vids, this has no correlation to how I'm feeling or anything going on in my life....I just felt like som...
Posted by Vanessa with a © on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:09:00 PST

Face Tattoo

No Es Bueno.----------------Now playing: J. Holiday - Bedvia FoxyTunes...
Posted by Vanessa with a © on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:48:00 PST

Tattoo

I've been contemplating getting 2 tattoos by the end of this summer. One, a Bass Staff, a Treble Staff, and a complicated Heart/Treble Staff/Puzzle contraption. You Musiq Soulchild fans know what th...
Posted by Vanessa with a © on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:41:00 PST

ADT is my Homeboy

Dear Guys Who Tried To Break Into My House, YOU FAIL.Suck my ass, VanessaUm, yeah...I went to Paneras for lunch today, and on the walk out I get a frantic call from the Maternal Unit stating that our ...
Posted by Vanessa with a © on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:47:00 PST

I like French Boys...Cause to them, it's just kissing