Irlene Shalimar - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Spect I oughta tell ya that my names Irlene Shalimar. My mama done named me after Mizz Irlene Mandrell and her favorite perfume. Shalimar is my own personal smell on a count of it's my last name too. On a count of the perversions I dont give out my photograph but I can tell you that it is often remarked to me that I resemble a younger Farah Faucet but with brown hair and frosted highlights. Iffin you expect me to put out on the third date you will need to woo me with some pink champagne as it is my favrit. I do also enjoy the Wal Mart brand pink champagne bubble bath, it comes in a plastic champagne bottle. I aint much for gee gaws but I do enjoy rides on the public access beach in a dune buggy. I dont much care a whole lot for them that smokes as I use alot of hairspray and I aint wantin to catch on fire while we're a neckin. Just so's you know.

My Interests

I am real interested in older men on a count of they dont spend as much time in bars as young uns do, like my last boyfriend Buck. He spent all his time at Big Als ev'ry Friday and Saturday night. I'm not the kind of lady to be real picky about things but once in a while I like to be treated fancy and go to the Sizzler. That's all I'm sayin. Also Buck your shotgun shell maker is on the lawn chair in my yard iffin you want it back.

Music:

This heresa vidyo of the real talented Mizz Dolly Parton what sings that song called Jolene. Mizz Dolly shore do look fine fer a gal whats her age and such. I reckon shes singin this here song with some gal whats one of them Libyans them what likes kissin other gals an the like.

Movies:

Anything starring Miss Farrah Faucet. I reckon I wouldn't mind bein the talented actress that Miss Farrah is one day. My especial favrits are The Burning Bed and Small Sacrifices.

Television:

My programs are All My Children and The Price Is Right.

Books:

Harlequin Romantic Novels are my particular favrit. I specially like the pirate storys and I'd like to find myself a pirate lookin man for myself. On a count of me liking them. Pirates.

Heroes:

Miss Farah Faucet and Carla down at the Curl Up & Dye on a count of her gettin her GED and graduatin from Beauty School which is what I aim do.

My Blog

Bocephus

I dun went and got myself a fellar. I shore dun took me uhwhile to find im on acount of thare bein so many fellars what got the perversions and the like. I reckin this here ones a keeper.A Country Boy...
Posted by Irlene Shalimar on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:37:00 PST

Holidey Advise Frum Miz Irlene, Thats Me.

Ona count of it bein the hallideys ansuch I spect y'all be needin sum of the advisefrem Miz Irlene. Thats me. Fer them folks what celebrate the Honkatya hallidey when yous gettin yer candles and such ...
Posted by Irlene Shalimar on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:48:00 PST

This heres my song

I reckin them aleens what done kaptured Buck an such done kaptured my song afore. So I figgered to put it back up and so on. Itsa country song and I spect Im like ta git a phonecall ree...
Posted by Irlene Shalimar on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:15:00 PST

Irlene Done Told Ya

Well Gooolllleeeee Irlene it sure is good to have ya back on Myspace. My question? Girl where ya been?? Also, what are your thoughts on an "older" woman datin' a younger fella? I do believe there's a ...
Posted by Irlene Shalimar on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 08:26:00 PST

Irlene Says

Greetings Miss Irlene, I am so happy to see that Mr. John Mayer has finally switched his pickture from that dead person what wasn't right to this lovely self-sketch. It's nice to be so close to him on...
Posted by Irlene Shalimar on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 12:14:00 PST

Ask Irlene this un is part 4

Greetings Miss Irlene, Just checking in to see how you're doin' and to say howdy. So....Hi and How are ya?Much Love, Mindi Dear Mindi, I am doin real well and I thank ya kindly fer askin...
Posted by Irlene Shalimar on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 10:44:00 PST

Ask Irlene this heres the 3rd one

This heres sum more of the questshuns and advise people done asked Irlene, thats me, fer. Iffin I didnt answer yer questshun you could jist send me one of them emales or such and I spect I could help ...
Posted by Irlene Shalimar on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:16:00 PST

A Weddin Poem

This here's a poem my cousin Charlene done wrote up fer her gal friend Nadine on acount of her weddin. It's a real nice one and thought I oughts ta share it with y'all. Iffin y'all wants to use if fer...
Posted by Irlene Shalimar on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 04:29:00 PST

Ask Irlene, this heres the secund one so's ya know

Irlene you are amazing. I have problem, too. How do I get myself to do my homework? I always put it off cause I'm such a slacker and find myself of Myspace.com more than I should... Thanks -Bex ...
Posted by Irlene Shalimar on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 12:11:00 PST

Ask Irlene

I reckon Ida best git ta answerin sum of the questions y'all done sent to me. Mindi done asked - Here's my trouble- I can't get my kids (I got 3 of em) to pick up after themselves - they are messy gir...
Posted by Irlene Shalimar on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:30:00 PST