Damn you The Honey Monster. |
It's an accepted fact that human urine smells of sugar puffs.
Only today however, did it dawn on me that the reverse is also true. My favourite breakfast cereal smells like piss. There I was h... Posted by The Reverend Timothy Thinspittle on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:15:00 PST |
The joy of photo booths |
Today I had my picture taken in a photo booth, one of the ones where you get to see your picture and decide if you like it before it is printed; "If you would like to try again please press the back a... Posted by The Reverend Timothy Thinspittle on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:37:00 PST |
A brief note RE: Xmas |
Spare a thought this yuletide as you're tucking into your turkey, or soya based seasonal beanfeast, for the suffering of poor Jesus. You see, being one of those unlucky kids born on Christmas day, our... Posted by The Reverend Timothy Thinspittle on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:08:00 PST |
What is you least favourite word? |
My two least favourite words in the English language are, in no particular order, as follows:
Gusset
Crotch
Actually no, that is the correct order. Anyhow, there does seem to be a theme to them,... Posted by The Reverend Timothy Thinspittle on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:24:00 PST |
Alphabetti spaghetti |
I recently composed a new piece of bloggery to send out into the ether but on reading back it struck me that I most probably could eat a tin of alphabetti spaghetti and defacate a more enter... Posted by The Reverend Timothy Thinspittle on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:54:00 PST |
A new day dawns (literally) |
I've discovered a new day.
It's nestled right between Saturday and Monday. It only ever seems to appear to me when I remain at home and go to bed early on the Saturday night. I'm quite excited about i... Posted by The Reverend Timothy Thinspittle on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:17:00 PST |
Why I deplore eels. |
Firstly, apologies to Boozy Panda, who has already had to listen to the following tale but I felt I needed to vent my spleen to a wider audience such is my malaise.
I recently met with an ... Posted by The Reverend Timothy Thinspittle on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:06:00 PST |
Old dog |
Well I tried to strike out on my own. Jim took it badly, predictably enough. He told me if I ever show my face at SJ's again he'll stab me in my eye. This from the man whose employ I have been in for ... Posted by The Reverend Timothy Thinspittle on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 06:07:00 PST |
I've had it with Stabby |
I declare, if I have to endure another mind numbing night of pillow fluffing at Stabby Jim's Opium Pallace I'm just going to end it, heir or no heir. Jim man, he just won't modernise, kids these days ... Posted by The Reverend Timothy Thinspittle on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:42:00 PST |