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About Me

Hello. I'm Lolly Pop! I'm not actually a lolly pop, that would just be ridiculous. I wouldn't be very good at typing for a start and reading could be quite problematic, confectionary eyes aren't nearly as effective as real eyes. But i am kinda sweet... unless you're mean to me of course, in which case i'll poke you in the eye with my lolly stick. And although we only just met i feel i know you well enough to assume neither you nor i would want that. So play nice ok?

My Interests

Boozing and stoopid dancing (e.g. the cockney moonwalk... think Whacko Jacko doing chim chim cheroo... try it, it's a real crowd pleaser), checking out gigs, dressing up (robots), Go-Go the cat, the doggy dance slot at Crufts, chimps on skates, cats in dresses (but not Go-Go, he'd kill me), knitting, kittens, knitting kittens, knittens if you will.

Music:

If music be the food of love then cook me up a big steamy swirling bowl of electro metal acid punk non-stop-hip-hop freaky folky funky rock n muthafuckin roll!!! Now get busy spooning that shit straight into my ears baby and let lovin commence...

Movies:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (an insightful observation of frenzied consumerism, highlighting the shameless selfishness and depravity prevalent in modern life...)

Television:

Murder She Wrote, particularly the episode when the dog did it. Solid gold.

Books:

C'mon man, let's not kid ourselves we're here to talk about books. Although you really should read my book, it's gonna be drunken pub toilet graffiti, or maybe just bad graffiti in general. The best (or should i say worst) i found so far? The girls toilets in the Prince Albert are well worth a read...

Heroes:

The Beastie Boys for their rendition of Benny and the Jets, Evel Knievel - any man who believes he can fly is a hero in my book, Aragorn - woah mumma 100% man!

My Blog

Old news.

I am old.Evidently you failed to inform me that since i last went to a club on a saturday night somebody relocated Neverland to Brighton. I felt like Peter fuckin Pan. The babysitters on the door were...
Posted by Lolly Pop! on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST

My Top 5... Things NOT to get in your eye

5) Red Bull - When you finally prize your eyelids, which have been glued together with glucose, apart you will be temporarily blind. Once you regain your vision, however, you will be able to see thro...
Posted by Lolly Pop! on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:02:00 PST

The nation's top 3 resolutions...

..> ... according to research (i.e. google) are as follows;1) Lose weight2) Sort out finances3) Stop smoking / more exerciseBut apparently 15% of you will have lost your resolve within a day. By ...
Posted by Lolly Pop! on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:45:00 PST

So i had the nearest miss of my life to date today.

We're talking hundreths of a millimetre away from my brand new coat encased left shoulder. (Which yes, since you ask, just so happens to be the cutest coat in all of Brighton. In fact, if ever you saw...
Posted by Lolly Pop! on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:32:00 PST

Shall i move to London David?

One christmas somebody gave me a lego footballer. He came with a teeny tiny football and a goal. He had a special kicky leg to hoof the ball at the goal. I called him David Beckham. Whenever i had a&n...
Posted by Lolly Pop! on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:57:00 PST

My Top 5... Celebrity Dreams

5) David Beckham and i were playing table tennis in the livingroom of the house i grew up in. He was rubbish at first and i was winning. But he got better as the game went on and we were pretty evenly...
Posted by Lolly Pop! on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:21:00 PST

A cautionary tail...

When we moved into our flat i was a little apprehensive about letting Go-Go out on the balcony. Who wouldn't be? It's four floors up in the freakin sky man! So i consulted the cat guru, who to protect...
Posted by Lolly Pop! on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:37:00 PST

So i'm at the Yeah Yeah Yeahs yeah?

And this girl starts pushing me. Repeatedly. And i'm thinking it's really annoying but if i keep ignoring her she'll get bored and give up, like they tell you to do with bullies at school. But the pus...
Posted by Lolly Pop! on Wed, 17 May 2006 10:06:00 PST

My Top 5... Favourite Accidents

5) I used to live in Canterbury, tourist capital of Kent. My flat was next door to the cathedral and i worked round the corner. I was running home for lunch one day with an open bottle of lemonad...
Posted by Lolly Pop! on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:51:00 PST

A little Lolly with blogs on...

Lolly lived on a computer in a place called myspace, where no one could see her dancin but they could see her face. And when she was thinking and wanted someone to tell, not only would ...
Posted by Lolly Pop! on Wed, 03 May 2006 01:26:00 PST