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Captain Zoom

For the Honor of Service

About Me

I created my layout at KillerKiwi.net

SuperHero Extraordinaire

Those that are under the sanctorium of Captain Zoom are:

Carrie Moon
Some Call Me "Tim"
Scooter, the Atomic Swiss
The Minister of Silly Walks
Tammy

Be well citizens.

My Interests

Funny Liberal Talk Radio Stephanie Miller

Captain Zoom's other web page. A must see! Featuring even further insight to the wondrous mind of me!


I'd like to meet:

William & Eileen Choate - OK, I know them but I still like meeting them!
Bono - ok, I met him too. Stayed at his hotel for 3 weeks (The Clarence). Does he remember me? Maybe.
Gary Larson and his cows

Music:

Young@Heart Choir

Movies:

Nobody but NOBODY should mess with Mom

Mom sets him straight.

Television:

The West Wing


Books:

Feature Funny... Karate Grandmaster

Heroes:


And from Germany...

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo .

My Blog

Dramaturgy - Just Jim Lament 8-2-07 (Recap of the Crown of Cribbage match)

Gina.   The Contessa of Cribbage.   Queen of all Cribbelvainia.   She kicked the cra..   the shi...  the pooh out'ta me!   A two round match and...
Posted by Captain Zoom on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:34:00 PST

Playing for the Crown of Cribbage... Kind of... Recap for Tourney 7-26-07

The turn out for the Challenge for the Crown was at best dismal.   The weather is supposed to be dismal not the challenge for the Crown!   Well the weather was dismal.&...
Posted by Captain Zoom on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:19:00 PST

We can do this! and recap of Cribbage Tourney for 7-19-07

While at lunch yesterday I noticed on one of the 9 TV monitors that several of them had a fishing show on it.   The more I paid attention to the show the more I thought something...
Posted by Captain Zoom on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:16:00 PST

The Day The Mighty Joe Roberts Got Joe'd or Recap of Cribbage Tourney 7-12-07

Four players arrived at the Royal Cribbage Hall for a team challenge.   Team 1 consisted of Ms. Mellissa and the Mighty Joe Roberts.   Team 2 consisted of Cool Hand Kristina...
Posted by Captain Zoom on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:33:00 PST

Recap of Today's Cribbage Tourney 7-5-07

 or "How I got Joe'd"Because of it being the 4th of July week, we lost a lot of our players in today's tournament.   Well, we didn't loose them as one looses their glass eye or dentur...
Posted by Captain Zoom on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:27:00 PST

Oh What a Day! Recap of Cribbage Tourney 6-21-07

There sat Allen the Audacious wearing the Crown of Cribbage as if he were sitting upon the King's throne in the Great Hall of Cribbage.   As players entered he would sneer at them looking ...
Posted by Captain Zoom on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:32:00 PST

Cribbage Tourney Outcome for 5-31-07

First the rules.   Rule # 209983   If a Jack comes up, the dealer counts 2 points, except within the last three holes, 119 , 120 or 121 is the finish. Rule # 5   If you...
Posted by Captain Zoom on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:34:00 PST

"And you tell me, what the noble cause is that my son died for."

These are the words of Cindy Sheehan.   Ms. Sheehan carried the banner of peace for us these past years and has decided to pass it off to another.   Who of us has the courage and...
Posted by Captain Zoom on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:03:00 PST

Cribbage-O-Plenty Today!

Ladies and Gentlemen!   What a day in cribbage today!   Three different games going on with one title match challenge.   More on that later.   Stay tuned....
Posted by Captain Zoom on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:53:00 PST

Recap of Thursday's Cribbage Tourney

The much coveted prize of the 'Cribbage Yard of Strawberry Licorice' was won by the team of Kristina Kollen and Gina Buzzelle.   Their opponents were Mellissa McConnell and Joe Roberts.&nb...
Posted by Captain Zoom on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:14:00 PST