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Kreator/Exodus/Belphegor/Warbringer/Epicurean

I don't know who Epicurean is, but according to the Belphegor Posse (more on them later) I didn't miss much. Apparently they are emo and they suck.But I did get to the Masquerade in time to see Warbri...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 04:21:00 GMT

An Open Letter to Clownboat, Esq.

Dear Attorney Clownboat:You are very lucky that the prosecution had no case against your client, because you are an idiot. You love to hear yourself talk. You harp on useless minutiae that has absolut...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 10:48:00 GMT

Yeah, I'm Still Bitching About Fangoria

I'm an issue behind on Fangoria. So I'm currently reading last month's article on "The Mutant Chronicles."And I quote:"You haven't seen anything like this before, or a Mitch Hunter-style hero for a wh...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 08:12:00 GMT

Raphael Saadiq/Tha Boogie

Warning: This was not a metal show. But Moneyham's birthday is a special circumstance and I decided to be a good wife and accompany him. Also his regular show-buddy Deja Bruise is out of town. Also I ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 11:10:00 GMT

Whoriest Song in the World

During my convalescence, I am getting reacquainted with daytime television. There is a matter on which I can no longer remain silent: It is my opinion that "All Right Now" by Free is the whoriest song...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:40:00 GMT

This Will Probably End Up Just Being a Rant About My Job.

Why do people insist on replicating holiday meals at work? For Thanksgiving, each department holds a full-blown turkey dinner covered dish. For Xmas, each department holds a full-blown ham meal covere...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:23:00 GMT

You're Probably Wondering About Nick's Visit

The lovely and talented Nick, AKA We Will Self Destruct, graced Snellville with his presence over the first weekend in January. He arrived on January 3rd. Unfortunately I became very ill on January ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:32:00 GMT

What I Learned This Xmas

1. There are no Scorpions songs available for Rock Band. NONE. Someone needs to get this shit straightened out.2. My nephew -- remember this guy?-- sure does love farts. I assembled an amazing gift fo...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 09:39:00 GMT

An Open Letter to Mr. Urungus et al.

Dear Mr. Urungus:Regretfully, Moneyham and I were unable to attend the GWAR show last night. You see, humans suffer from things called "allergies." We thought Moneyham was getting better, but he suffe...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 11:12:00 GMT

Things to Never Buy Generic

I am cheap. This is a known fact. I'm forever at the Goodwill or the Salvation Army or the Big Lots. I only shop the 70% off racks at Macy's or Belk. And I loves me some generics. My whole house is aw...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:23:00 GMT