BEHOLD! FOR I AM THE MASTER OF MULLETS! Welcome to my Ultimate MULLET PAGE!!!!!!
My good buddy Jeffy Dahmer and I like to Rassle up against the bad guys
One day, we will some how, someway get our dad-burn belts back! You mark my words or my name isn't Master of Mullets! (But it is so don't go around saying it ain't)Everyone knows that the Mullet is by far the greatest thing that God ever farted out of his ass. bETTER than people with Down Syndrome. bETTER than Nascar. bETTER than hooter implants. bETTER than a nascar driver with Down Syndrome and hooter implants! If you have ever had a Mullet, known someone with one, seen one on TV, dreamed about one, or just slap-dab LOVE the idea of a haircut which is "Business in the front, party in the back" then pull up a chair, grab some kleenex, open a bottle of Crown Royal, get a box of "Ribbed for her pleasure" French Tickler condoms, empty your bank account, open the windows and lock the doors because you are about to go on an amazing ride through the wonderful world of THE MULLET!!!---------------------------------------------------
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OK so lets begin. Here are some key mullets to look for in your adventure through the ULTIMATE MySpace MULLET page: -- 1. The BAT MULLET
2. The S&M bondage Mullet
3. The Grey haired Dyke Mullet
4. The Asian Mullet (or Mexican. or something, he's some kinda brown dude with a Mullet)
5. A few celebrity Mullets (Did someone say Uncle Jesse? Also, a famous mullet known for "Dancing on the ceiling?")
HAVE FUN and remember, we are ALWAYS adding more Mullets------------------------------------------
You will NOT find Billy Ray Cyrus. He is banned for life from the Ultimate MySpace MULLET page! You wanna know why? Too bad. Go ask BRC. HE knows what he did.(must thank these other Mulletastic sites: Mulletsgalore.com, Ilovemullets.com, Mulletlovers.com, Mulletmadness.com)
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!..
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