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I am a Director/Production Designer/Art Director/Musician/Actor/Writer struggling like a son-of-a-bitch to bring my vision of entertainment and art to you all. I started my film and music career in Texas but moved out to Los Angeles to see if I could kick ass around Hollywood a little while. It was really fun and great for my career but I found myself always wanting to get back to Austin because in L.A. there were SO many burned out people that had just been doing it for years and never "made it". It was like they didn't even wanna be making movies. Texas has that young, hungry film-making attitude and that is what I am all about. I don't care about pussy L.A. union "gotta have a 12 hour turnaround" rules and fag restrictions, in Texas we are in it to win it. It doesn't matter how long we shoot. The Texas Independent scene is awesome these days and I had to get back to where I started my career. I've played guitar for many years and I can't begin to tell you how much I love it. Ripping it up on my axes has totally defined my life and who I am. I like to play all kinds of shit, acoustic, man I even LOVE to play some Banjo, but at the end of the day it's all about my electric guitar. My main rig is an Epiphone G-400 SG through a Zoom G2.1U and I shred it right the fuck up on that ax.------------------------------I've been fortunate enough to work on alot of great movie sets and make so many friends in this industry that I love. I've met so many talented people this way, I wouldnt trade it for the world. It never ceases to amaze me how hardworking and dedicated the young film-makers are on these Indy films. Just when I think I've worked with the best crew, I always work with more people who are just as talented and driven.------------------I have a page just to show my work that I've done in the film industry. Click the EVIL Art Director banner to get a pull off of it.---------------I am NOT religious at all, don't you dare come at me with that "Jesus loves you" and "I'll pray for you" bullshit. I'll shove it right back up your ass. Worship whatever you want, a God, Aliens, fairy tales, Chuck Norris...I don't care its your life. But if you start trying to force it on me then we have a problem. I feel the same way about politics. Religion and politics are for somebody else other than me. You guys can argue all day about who is right or wrong in what they believe, I'll be over here jamming my guitar and enjoying my life.----------------I have an undying love for Independent Film-Making. It seems like the only big budget films in my favorite genres are all remakes. This pisses me off. I really cant stand remakes. Remakes seem like a slap in the face to the original film-makers, like saying they can do it better since they have more money than they did when they made the film back in the day. Thats not what its about, not to me anyways. There are so many original ideas out there and I'm here to make them happen. I feel the same way about music. Everywhere I go I hear bullshit, and I am gonna do everything I can to bring great music/film-making back to the surface!-----------------I hate censor groups and any type of organization that tells everyone in the world what they CAN'T do or watch or say or listen to. You know, people like the FCC, Christians, Politicians, ex-girlfriends, and most notably the MPAA ratings board. Yes, the almighty MPAA...those Motherly Preachy Arrogant Assholes. Or was it Mindless People Always Arguing? These narrow-minded, self professed film experts always try to censor anything that would upset a suburban middle-class soccer mom. Film-makers bust their asses and give up literally years of their lives and all of their money to a project they believe in and the MPAA can turn around and make them change whatever they want just because they don't like it. Art isn't, and shouldn't always be, sweet and pretty and safe for kids. If you don't like it...don't watch it. It's that easy, but don't try to ban it so no one else in the world can see it because it is probably someone elses favorite thing.
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My Interests


Seriously, if you haven't seen my other page which shows all my work that I have accomplished in the film industry then you need to get off your ass and check it out already!I am a HUGE horror film fan. Not the trendy PG-13 Bullshit or any remakes. Old-school horror is what I like. Stuff that had to rely on great story or film-making techniques as opposed to CGI.I play metal guitar every day of my life. I'm always trying to get better because I know I always can be better. I never understood those dudes that learned a few chords and made a punk band and claimed thats all they wanted to do. Bullshit.I also spend as much time as I can playing with my puppy, Shredder. He owns. He is officialy the Grand Master of Disaster.

I'd like to meet:

Other Film-makers and just people in general like myself that are tired of the same trendy, status-quo bullshit and aren't afraid to do what they want or even something original! Any people at all that don't want to just sit around their entire lives doing nothing. People that go out and have the balls to do what they REALLY wanna do and not what they just think they should settle for because mommy and daddy will always be right there to make their decisions for them. People that realize that you don't have to only accept the newest "Hollywood Blockbuster" and the most recently overplayed shitty song because thats all you see and hear on the TV and radio. People that realize that there is more out there than what MTV and the local theater tell you about. I want to meet hardworking and good natured people that bust their asses to MAKE IT HAPPEN!© Hover Effects By ..

Heroes:

Dimebag Darrell.My alltime favorite guitar player and celebrity. He was amazing. His work ethic and ability made him stand above everyone. He maintained an awesome personality and loved every fan he had. One night he was murdered for no reason whatsoever and I honestly know that a part of me died as well. I love you bro.And last but certainly not least...... Tony fuckin Clifton

My Blog

George Romero blessed my upcoming film!!!

So I told George Romero of the film I am Directing coming up and he was actually interested.  He asked me all kinds of questions about it and wished me the best of luck.  The fact that I got...
Posted by They call me Dave... on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:29:00 PST

THE NEW FILM WE'RE SHOOTING!

  THE NEW FILM WE'RE SHOOTING! Current mood: excited ...
Posted by They call me Dave... on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:54:00 PST

Bill Hicks was fucking genius...a God

"I'm so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of them. We're lik...
Posted by They call me Dave... on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:35:00 PST

Everybody should smoke weed every day

Making sense of the dispread of the spectrum are drug war bureaucrats who contend that marijuana is a gateway drug that leads to heroin and cocaine use. The firsthand experience of cancer and AIDS pat...
Posted by They call me Dave... on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:43:00 PST

Boycott MI3!

So you all know how I hate that milky licking fagsnaker Tom Cruise.  hes insane.  I hate him SOOO bad.  Check this out: http://www.scientomogy.com/mi3/missionimpossible3.com.php Boycott...
Posted by They call me Dave... on Sat, 06 May 2006 09:24:00 PST

Tom Cruise needs to have the shit beaten out of him

Here's what i think of Tom cruise!! http://undeadfilms.com/sss.php   Pass it around like a joint
Posted by They call me Dave... on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:02:00 PST

Sign this petition

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/TerrorvisionDVD   Please sign that shit.  I'll owe you one.  I'll give you sex, drugs, rock'n'roll.....Whatever the fuck you want...
Posted by They call me Dave... on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:16:00 PST

Any fan of Dimebag Darrel should check this out

http://www.damageplan.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=46674#46674 Dimes grave 1 year after he left us.  It was great to meet such cool people!...
Posted by They call me Dave... on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 02:11:00 PST

Interview with EatMyBrains.com

A badass zombie website, www.eatmybrains.com interviewed me concerning my Art Direction with RISEN.  Check it out you sexy bitch http://www.eatmybrains.com/showfeature.php?id=18...
Posted by They call me Dave... on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 02:20:00 PST

The Bone Shack

This is the most honest column you will ever read.  I don't fuck around about anything, whether its the shitty remakes being done in Hollywood or the need to murder the MPAA ratings board.  ...
Posted by They call me Dave... on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:32:00 PST