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Robert James Alexander

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About Me

Comedy with a message, so you open our third eye and realise how you are being fucked every day of yor life!
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Dr.Gregory House
You are the king of medicine! You are mean, snarky, and downright brilliant. People admire you, and sometimes think your a total bastard. Oh well, you dont really care!
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Your results:
You are Catwoman Catwoman 75% Hulk 65% The Flash 60% Batman 55% Green Lantern 55% Robin 45% Spider-Man 40% Supergirl 40% Wonder Woman 35% Iron Man 35% Superman 30% You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
You Are Best Described By...
The Scream
By Edvard Munch What Famous Work of Art Are You?
You Are 82% Indie
You're so indie, it's kind of amazing that you actually found your way to this quiz.
Generally, your tastes are genuinely indie... but sometimes you like something just because it's weird! How Indie Are You?
What Rob Means
R is for Rare
O is for Odd
B is for Brainy
What Does Your Name Mean?
You Are a Great Liar
You can pretty much pull anything over on anyone.
You are an expert liar, even if you don't lie very often. Are You a Good Liar?
You May Be a Bit Schizotypal...
A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time you thought you were Jesus. What Personality Disorder Are You? I am 72% Tortured Artist.
.. Art is significant in my life, people are scum but I have the capicity to deal with it. Give it a few more years and I will either forget about art or hate the world. Take the
Tortured Artist Test
@ FualiDotCom
You have a Sexual IQ of 160
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

Sex, Drugs and Stand up comedy!!! Sleep, Taking the Piss! and Cunnilingus.

I'd like to meet:

Mostly they are all dead, like Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Mitch Hedburg, Einstein, Hendrix, Richard Prior, Ernesto 'Che' Guevara, Terrence McKenna, but i would love to meet Doug Stanhope, Steve Hughes, George Carlin, Jim Jeffries, Chris Rock, Bill Bailey, Ed Byrne, Jeff Green, Ardal O'Hanlon, Jo Caulfield Omid Djalili, Dylan Moran, Micheal Moore, Tom Stoppard, Bob Dylan, Stephen Fry, Reginald D Hunter, Dara O'Brien, Mark Thomas and Robert Newman again, - I'll Keep adding as and when i can be fucked! Oh and that TWAT!!!! who plays harry potter- i would love to meet him... then stab him in the face!

Music:

I'm quite eclectic in my taste in music, i appreciate good music despite it's genre, as long as it isnt Garage or so called R'n'B.

Movies:

Too many to list, just can't be asked Withnail and I

Television:

Have I got news for you, Bremner Bird and Fortune, The Daily show, jongleurs, live at the comedy store, QI, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Red Dwarf, Family Guy, Futurama, Blackadder, South Park, Bucky O'Hare, The Simpsons, The World Stands Up, Spaced, Father Ted, Green Wing, Black Books,Open All Hours, Porrige, Peep Show, Teachers, Who's line is it Anyway, Yes Minister/ Yes Prime Minister, House, Scrubs, History of The World Backwards, Weeds, Mock the Week

Books:

PROUD TO BE A READER!Waiting for Godot, Rozencrantz and Guildenstern are dead, Hamlet, Love all the people, The God Delusion, 1984, The Bible- its the most hypocritical pile of stupid bullshit.

Heroes:

BILL HICKS!!!!!!!! Doug Stanhope,Lenny Bruce, Mitch Hedberg, Dylan Moran, Che Guevara, George Orwell, Bertrand Russell, Antonin Artaud- plus any surreal or dada-ist - Beckett, Pinter etc,- everone in my like to meet section, and the guy who finaly assasinates Bush!

My Blog

My Drama School Experience

He alwaysHe always wanted to explain things, but no-one cared,So he drew.Sometimes he would just draw and it wasn't anything.He wanted to carve it in stone or write it in the sky.He would lie out on t...
Posted by Robert James Alexander on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:46:00 PST

Brown Lies about Evil ID Cards

Evasive Brown misleads about ID schemeGordon Brown lieing in his interview with The Observer, making deliberately misleading statements about ID cards in a "softball" interview published this Sunday, ...
Posted by Robert James Alexander on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:27:00 PST

Cracker!

Crazy Red-neck Asshole Caucasian Klu klux klan (supporting) Evangelical Racists
Posted by Robert James Alexander on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:36:00 PST

Ever Felt Like You Are Being Lied To?

WHERE IS OSAMA BIN LADEN?HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF TIM OSMAN?WHY HAVE MOST PEOPLE NEVER HEARD OF WTC7, THE THIRD SKYSCRAPER TO FALL ON 9/11?WHY ARE MORE PEOPLE DYING FROM RESPIRATORY ILLNESSES THAN ON T...
Posted by Robert James Alexander on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:37:00 PST

World peace through Weed

*Weed is the greatest thing in the world and it should be legalised, you can make a lot of shit from hemp, but I'm not talking about paper or clothes. I'm saying that if we grow enough weed, we can u...
Posted by Robert James Alexander on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:58:00 PST

My life is MY life!

*I have the right to do whatever I want to my own body including killing it, so whether I want to smoke, take drugs, or commit suicide, then I have the right to, and if you don't like it, you, are fr...
Posted by Robert James Alexander on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:55:00 PST

Evolution!

Religion is just a glitch in human evolution!
Posted by Robert James Alexander on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:14:00 PST

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Posted by Robert James Alexander on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:27:00 PST

A true Bill hicks gig

i had a true bill hicks experience at my gig tonight... i have never used this blog thing, coz i think its just a wa wa wa, but after tonight's gig i thought i just had to. i was giging at the hilton ...
Posted by Robert James Alexander on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:41:00 PST