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imagination enthusiast

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About Me

.. I'm in love with the world of physics...free thought...emotion...the real truth inside of people. I am completely in love. I am a Pastafarian. I have a 6 year old son, whom I adore, and just so you know, he is a great sorcerer. I sing in a band, cloudsdontmove...we are slowly, but surely getting our second album recorded and we hope you like what we have to say. I am just lucky to have experienced the oddity of having my own song in my head. My comrades are fantastical people positively bubbling with their own bits of uniqueness. I couldn't ask for more...

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My Interests

"Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks. My sentiments EXACTLY.

I'd like to meet:

I want somebody who knows what they are worth, who moves despite people in their way. I want somebody who can sing me to sleep at night, keep all my demons at bay. I want somebody who can carry themselves like a conversation, smooth and direct without contemplation. Make me laugh like there is no such thing as poise, no such thing as choice, it just happens like rain. I want somebody who will not talk over me, though I realize I am not more important than they. I want somebody who makes my body scream like a siren with just a touch, now do you think that I am asking too much?

Music:

TOOL, A Perfect Circle, Cloudsdontmove, Escape Keys, Richard and the Pallbearers, Britton Audette of Failure by the Numbers, Ani Difranco, Erin Mckeown, And any other musician that plays from their fucking hearts. No commercial bullshit, please... thank you.

Movies:

Let's change this to general interests, shall we? My darling child, R. Crumb, Sex, Politics, Peace efforts, Art of any form or fashion, Eddie Izzard, Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedberg, Ani Difranco, Living in my wonderful home surrounded by live music nearly everyday, Irish Herritage, Boondock Saints, The Crow, Tim Burton, What the Bleep Do We Know (and down the rabbit hole), Quantum Physics and the list goes on and on.

Television:

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired, go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!!!!

Books:

Anything moderately intelligent...Joseph Campell is brilliant, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the text of my assumed religione', Mark Danielewski is awesome House Of Leaves has been by far, my favorite book for over 7 years now. If you haven't taken that trip, may I suggest you do so. Voltaire, Jung, Pink Freud :), Books about Ireland and Celtic heritage, Moral Animal is a great read... I guess I will stop there, for now.

Heroes:

Barbie... who i fashion my life, and clothing after everysingle day. I even have huge fake plastic breasts. And an impenitrable vagina.

My Blog

monthly music

I hate the woman inside of me sometimesShe has conflicting emotions at the same timetearing through old bridges on MY DIMEAnd in my mind my hair is wildlike high tideMy body is floatingall along this ...
Posted by whiskey woman on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:14:00 PST

cup of life...the new song

There's a big, stupid grin stretching 'cross my faceoh, but here come your lipsto take its placemy skeptical mind hesitatesbut my heart, it just gets upand levitates right out of my chestand this i...
Posted by whiskey woman on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:01:00 PST

VW BUS BABY!!!

Today I was lucky enough to meet a lovely person who was selling his 1976 VW Bus. I say "was" because I am the purchaser of said vehicle! I am sad that he has to let it go, because I know he loves i...
Posted by whiskey woman on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:38:00 PST

Songs that I woke up singing

Okay, so I was talking to some friends this weekend and the subject matter was that I wake up with a song in my head everyday and I typically sing it until I hear something else. I am making a list d...
Posted by whiskey woman on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:09:00 PST

Tool, Scarborough Faire and party time. :)

Wednesday, May 16th, Jason and I went to TOOL. It was the very first time I actually got to see them live. I can't adequately explain the spiritually disturbing beauty that seemed to seep into me du...
Posted by whiskey woman on Sun, 20 May 2007 10:38:00 PST

Many thanks, and good news! Look for your name!

Well, an update is certainly in order. I got a new job!!  yay!!  i will miss many things about my current position, but yeah... check it: $35,000/yr, medical & dental benefits TWO WEEKS ...
Posted by whiskey woman on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:58:00 PST

sithe

free to beright with youwhat a dreamy will is thisi cannot hideinside your heartor can i?let me tryfeel my fist pounding lovewith each beatmake moments last as long as you candays are shadowed by days...
Posted by whiskey woman on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:26:00 PST

I am on the RADIO today!!!

The Shanty Town Collective is going to be interviewed on the radio today, and I would love for all of you to take a listen! The interviewer is Jammin Jay for KBIG Radio, a very tallented man with all...
Posted by whiskey woman on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST

in pocket, behind sockets

days are going by too quicklyi'm tired and sickly due to the lack of youi will suffer in a few days timei cannot think of a better time spentthan by your sidei cannot think of a more dizzying, heart c...
Posted by whiskey woman on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:36:00 PST

Take the Deborah the Whoreah Quiz!

http://www.testriffic.com/friendtest/2897402 Come on...show me you love me.  :)  Some answers, while correct, may not be marked as such because I am a cheeky little fishfart*.  Tee h...
Posted by whiskey woman on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:45:00 PST