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Mark

About Me

Iv'e just had a lay off from doing comedy, I am in the process of booking gigs and will update them as they come in...hope to see some of you there.
anyway...
Mark is one those comedian's that does the material that leaves you with mental images burned into your brain that will take more than a few smooth milk shakes to get rid of. In between crossing the bounderies and pushing for open mindedness he will still ride that wave of funny that can leave you gasping for air whilst hanging on the chair or person in front of you for dear life.
He's been know at times to totally side step his material and just lash out with pure venom to whatever is tucked away burning at his soul at the time , sometimes it's about what's happening in the world and sometimes it's just random extractions of his pure unadulterated wide worldly views which do make sense once you get over the fear that at anytime he might want to kill someone.
Do not heckle this man , he promised one particular punter that his sister would come over and slap her cock into the punters mouth and charge him for it. The punter soon abided by mark's rules. To this day we still don't know if this thing is true about his sister and neither are we willing to take the risk to find out.
But seriously he's a cuddly little bunny at heart , he loves you all and hopes that one day we can all eat magic mushrooms for breakfast and tell the nine to five workforce to fuck off.Myspace Layout Stealer Pimp Myspace

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Terence Mckenna behind my eyelids , Noam Chomsky in a titty bar , Neil Sedaka in a big bubble bath , Tanita Tikaram anywhere , Paul Simon with a joint at hand , Larry David at the Fun Fair , John Presscott at an abattoir along with Tony Blair and his fat fucking wife..openminded thinkers etc etc.

My Blog

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Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:08:00 GMT

To Face-book or not to Facebook...

Iv'e been reading that Facebook is the place to be..facebook this, facebook that, oooo show love for the great facebook. Okay so like everything else I thought I might as well give this thing a try se...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:42:00 GMT

THE CANCER BAN IS NOW IN PLACE

That's right folks it's now illegal to smoke inside a public bar and kill yourself with cancer but still okay to drink liquids thats will fuck your livers up and at some point kill you.Smokers now hav...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:51:00 GMT

Verbal warfare coming to a city near you soon...

I am nearly out of my sleepy comfort zone. And ready to go on attack. Just another month or so. A few adjustments here and there. yeah I'm going to come up your nostrils soon. In your city..in your ba...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:24:00 GMT

Integrity huh!!

Well folks. clearly I am not punching enough people in the fucking face due to lack of integrity. Last night I think I lost count, maybe I should have worn my ' how's your integrity ' t-shirt so that ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:25:00 GMT

To ' Deal ' or to ' No Deal '.

Now then in the words of Noel Edmonds ' deal or not deal&.I said deal or no deal '&And what do we call the people on that show, happr clapping spastics, that's right, it's blue&&ughhhh, it's blue&.ugh...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:53:00 GMT

New Leeds Comedy Club.

I am running a new late night comedy club in Leeds ext year starting 26th January. It's going to be straight up and down kick ass comedy. NO wacky hacks in sight. I hope to see some of you there. We'l...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 13:29:00 GMT

The Tardy Christian God...a thought.

If someone speaks of themselves as third person, chances are they would be locked up in a safe place. Right. Now the Christian God is made up of three ' entities ' or whatever. ' I'm God and I am also...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:01:00 GMT

72 virgins awaiting and now you go and blow yourself up.

Anyone any idea why the terriblists came up with the magic number of 72. Is'nt that a lot of blood. I would not want to be the heavenly janitor up there swishing away with his mop and bucket trying to...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 05:41:00 GMT

I don't know what to write about.

What's important in the world today. My mind fills with images and swirls and overloading spills. Violent rage, cosmic comical love, pure nebulous space Up your's pally... you stink, I see you. The go...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 11:17:00 GMT