(m)Arthur Stewart - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Greetings all! I am (m)Arthur Stewart, gay homemaking expert. My wish is to bring perfect homosexual domesticity to all gay homes and the odd hetro one, throughout the world.
Yes, we all can be the perfect gay houswife, all it takes is determination, some elbow grease, a little bit of popurie and fighting spirit.
If you wish to learn more about how to create the perfect gay home, share tips on queer house and husband keeping or solve the worlds problems with a duster please get in touch.
I regularly write on the many complex and exciting aspects of home making in various journals, and you can find the best pickings of my work here. Do check regularly for handy hints and tips. Over time you'll find this page a veratable treasure trove of adivce.
Come on queers, raise you dish cloths in a salut to perfect homosexual domesticity the world over!Some of my favorite things:

My Interests

Bettering my Neighbours, Laura Bushes Twin Sets, Decorating, Needle Crafts, Cake Baking, Coffee Mornings, Church Bake Sales, Cooking, Cleaning, Real Estate, Looking after my man, Popurie, Marks and Spencers, John Lewis, Waitrose

I'd like to meet:

All poofs, lezzies and breaders out there with an active interest in the beautifl home who want to share tips, have a laugh over a cup of freshly brewed coffee and want to make the world a better decorated place.

Music:

I'm a Radio 2 boy. Oh, I just love Terry and Jonothan

Movies:

Casablanca, Some like it hot, Sunset Boulevard, What ever happened to Baby Jane and all that lot

Television:

This Morning - I love Fearn, BBC News, Grand Designs, Saturday Kitchen

Books:

Anything by Martha Stewart, Delia Smith, Nigel Slater and Nigella Lawson

Heroes:

Martha Stewart, Delia Smith, Nigel Slater and Nigella Lawson - I just love them all but Jamie Oliver can go fuck himself with an Olive Focaccia

My Blog

Manly Men

Greetings dear readers! Where have I been I hear you shout? Darlings I have been every where, if I wasn't trying to keep the pro-gay wing of the Anglican church fighting fit, I was being courted by ...
Posted by (m)Arthur Stewart on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST

Christian Concern for Sodomy

Dear Readers,What an interesting time us queers had in Blighty last week. If Kylie coming down with a cold wasn't enough, it seems only a day after posting the gay housewives views on sex an enormous...
Posted by (m)Arthur Stewart on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:25:00 PST

Sex, Dirty Sex

Dear Homo Housewives,Greetings, yet another week has past and now after what felt like such a slow start to 2007 things are moving again. I have been told we have something called Celebrity Big Broth...
Posted by (m)Arthur Stewart on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:45:00 PST

Premature Christmas

Dear All,Well, where has your dear (m)Arthur been these past few months I hear you asking? And how did you manage to have the perfect homosexual Christmas without my valuable assistance? As you will...
Posted by (m)Arthur Stewart on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:00:00 PST

Polish Builders

Dear All,So long since we last spent any time together improving our homo-economic selves. Apologies to all. I have been ever so busy on a lecture tour of this nations finest universities educating ...
Posted by (m)Arthur Stewart on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:59:00 PST

Manners please, youre at my table

Dear readers, welcome back to my world of perfect homosexual domesticity for all, that..s right, even the straights, because we are very inclusive here. Normal service has resumed after a political f...
Posted by (m)Arthur Stewart on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:18:00 PST

A small yet insulting follow up

Dear readers, following my previous blog and complaint to the BBC, I have a little up date for you. In response to my comments on their negative use of gay stereotypes they chose to ignore my stagger...
Posted by (m)Arthur Stewart on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST

Fat Witless Homophobia

Dear readers, I warn you now, I am angry and this is about to get political. I was enjoying a pleasant evening in front of my exquisite high definition television with the lovely husband, he wanted t...
Posted by (m)Arthur Stewart on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:55:00 PST

Umbrella Etiquette

Dear Readers, some of you may have noticed we are heading in to Autumn in the UK which unfortunately means a lot of rain. With rain comes many things such as ruined hair do..s, unsightly rain coats o...
Posted by (m)Arthur Stewart on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST

Gay Divorce Who gets the Bone China?

This week..s topic has an unusual gravity my dears. Being a gay housewife is not all bright smiles and well-decorated cakes, no my dears, it can mean tackling serious and troubling issues. As I have...
Posted by (m)Arthur Stewart on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:28:00 PST